This is a rewrite of an old song I had back in the days when I used to do solo gigs in Alexander's (Almost a Legend) in Fermoy. I was walking with my dad to the soccer pitch in Fermoy when we met a player who had been injured the previous week. "Hello John, how's the leg?" says me dad. "Ride me sideways" thought I, "that would make a great name for a song!!!".

Anyway, the lyrics:

You have to wear a cast till Christmas
Walk around on crutches all day
Hello John, how's the leg?
A dirty little scut from Mayfield
Kicked you in the side of the knee
Hello John, how's the leg?

Nothing to do all day
But drink all your sick pay
On the bar stool you'll stay
Until you've an arse like the Bay of Biscay
Until you've an arse like the Bay of Biscay
Biscay

Develop spinal complications
To try to give the Compo a boost
Hello John, how's the leg?
Langers on a Tuesday morning
What will all the good townsfolk say?
Hello John, how's the leg?

With nothing to do all day
But drink all your sick pay
On the bar stool you'll stay
Until you've an arse like the Bay of Biscay
Until you've an arse like the Bay of Biscay
Biscay

Hello John, how's the leg? etc...

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