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Aufrufe: 1918
Eingetragen: 17.05.2007
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It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm! Real, hilarious and uncensored talk about people, current events, and the things that piss us off.

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607) NLO 784: Delivery Debacle

Patrick and Josh do a show from high above the Vegas strip in their beautiful Bally’s suite. This show talks about their Vegas adventures, meeting the hottest 38-year-old they’ve ever seen, doing comedy, gambling, ordering pizza, and so much more. The sound quality isn’t as good as...

Datum: 23.04.2012 03:13 • Größe: 36.1 MB

606) NLO 783: Beerly Beloved

Patrick is doing a solo show today, and it’s super-sized to make up for no show on Monday. We talk about the new show merch, and Patrick tells about a can koozie fiasco that he is going through with the promotions company. Lots of callers. Patrick gets in to the Johnny B nonsense more than he ...

Datum: 19.04.2012 06:54 • Größe: 66.7 MB

605) NLO 782: Texting Toni

JOSH DENNY is here, with former intern Shooby and fan Max. We’re drinking spirits and celebrating Friday the 13th. Watch out for spooks and killers out there, kids. We talk about Shooby being late, and how his teeth look like they’re escaping from his mouth. We talk about food trucks and...

Datum: 14.04.2012 13:28 • Größe: 54.4 MB

604) NLO 781: Virginiversary

RYE SILVERMAN and ALLI BREEN are in the studio today. Alli has Patrick all frazzled again by showing up seconds before the show begins. Patrick remember that he lost his virginity on this day, and tells the story. Rye indulges Patrick, Alli and fan Colin with questions about his cross dressing. We c...

Datum: 12.04.2012 07:58 • Größe: 54 MB

603) NLO 780: Grill Yourself

KEN BARNARD is back in the studio. Also a fan is here from Miami. Patrick is getting death threats from the podiatrist fan from Friday, so this could be the last show ever. We also talk about other things, like, uh, well it’s hard to remember with the death threats looming and all. It’s ...

Datum: 11.04.2012 20:12 • Größe: 50.7 MB

602) NLO 779: Flappin

KATIE LEVINE and JOSH DENNY are in the studio, and Patrick is making Katie cringe because of all his anger and negativity. But you do it to yourselves, NLO fans. You do it to yourselves. In this show, Patrick has a crazy series of emails and interaction with yet another bonkers fan who is pissed he ...

Datum: 08.04.2012 05:37 • Größe: 56.1 MB

601) NLO 778: Terrible Tacos

Hey it’s SEAN O’BRIEN in the studio for a nice, relaxed one-comic show and conversations with a normal person. Patrick isn’t happy with Sean’s choice of lunch spot, a shitty taco stand. We discuss the merits of tacos from different places. Patrick is getting frustrated by the...

Datum: 05.04.2012 11:36 • Größe: 54.5 MB

600) NLO 777: False Alarm

What an awesome fun show today! CORNELL REID, TESS BARKER, and SCOTT BOWSER are in the studio and we are talking about so much it will make your head spin. Patrick loves hot showers and doesn’t care who knows it. Some nerd fans is calling in to plug an NLO Team Fortress 2 match. We have an ext...

Datum: 03.04.2012 04:33 • Größe: 51.7 MB

599) NLO 776: jRobot

JOSH DENNY is back in the studio, and woah, this show gets real. I think we have a real friendship breakthrough therapy session. Also in the studio are fans Ben and Brendan, and Brendan brought Patrick some litter he painted with an NLO logo (it’s actually a cool painted bottle slash incense b...

Datum: 31.03.2012 12:01 • Größe: 58.2 MB

598) NLO 775: Circuit Shitty

Hey we have BRIAN KING in the studio, and we’re talking about an idiot who wrote a letter to Patrick before he was out of cranky-mode this morning, and he’s all yelling about it and stuff. Brian shows off his new tattoo, and offers up his suggestions for Patrick, along with another round...

Datum: 29.03.2012 05:38 • Größe: 51.8 MB

597) NLO 774: Movie Vagic

Comedian KEN BARNARD joins the show today, and we’re fresh off a matinee date to see the movie The Hunger Games in IMAX. People are upset that there are black characters in the movie, more angles to the Trayvon Martin case, and two college shooting over the weekend shed more light on how the m...

Datum: 27.03.2012 06:54 • Größe: 57.5 MB

596) NLO 773: Taste the Hate Crime

Hey you! MIKE BRIDENSTINE is here, along with SHOOBY, and we’re talking a lot about racism, hate crimes and this big hullabaloo with Travon Martin, the kid show down in the street in Sanford, FL for walking home with Skittles and tea. Anderson Cooper has nice hair, Geraldo hates hoodies, and P...

Datum: 24.03.2012 09:20 • Größe: 53.4 MB

595) NLO 772: Evolution

A solo show with Patrick, talking about the upcoming big trip to New York City in May, looming big announcements for the show, and much more. Patrick lectures you on how to film video with your phone, checks out a crazy black woman going nuts in a class at FAU in Florida, and contemplates what kind ...

Datum: 22.03.2012 11:02 • Größe: 29.8 MB

594) NLO 771: Casting Couch

ALLI BREEN is in the studio, and we’re talking about girls and what they are willing to do in auditions, reading your letters, taking your calls and more. We talk about our upcoming trip to NYC and try to hash out some of the logistical issues. Patrick has no energy and the show fizzles out fa...

Datum: 20.03.2012 09:40 • Größe: 41.1 MB

593) NLO 770: Laugh

Comedian CORNELL REID is here for this ultra-hilarious show. Also a fan named Tino brings in beer and Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell. They’re great! Student found guilty of hate crime for invasions of privacy of gay roommate, guy behind the KONY 2012 video caught jerking it on to cars like...

Datum: 17.03.2012 10:44 • Größe: 54.1 MB

592) NLO 769: Meet Gern Wadd

FLIP SCHULTZ and ALLI WEBER are in the studio! They are married and this podcast may or may not get a little sappy magoo magarnakle. What? Yea. Just listen. Patrick talks about recent shows in Texas, flying with a woman with horrendous body odor, and signing a girls panties in San Antonio. We had a ...

Datum: 15.03.2012 08:49 • Größe: 46.2 MB

591) NLO 768: Podcast Lessons

TOM SEGURA is in the studio, and tensions are high. Tom is looking for advice on microhones, chairs, software, and settings so he can make his podcast better. Patrick is sick of his shit and they go around and around. Patrick recaps his recent roast at the Hollywood Improv, including a story about a...

Datum: 10.03.2012 23:58 • Größe: 35.1 MB

590) NLO 767: Kony and Karaoke

Comedian BRANDIE POSEY and young Apple fanatic BRIAN KING are in the studio. We’re talking about the recent announcement of the new iPad, and what it has, and why everyone needs one. We talk about creepy fan Miles, Brian being uncircumcised, Dagre calls in, Patrick needs to write jokes for a r...

Datum: 08.03.2012 11:38 • Größe: 54 MB

589) NLO 766: Complaint Department

Solo show with Patrick today – kind of an inside baseball show. As one caller says, the show is all talk about food and fans. But sometimes that’s what you people need. More Anjeli Jana bashing, more calls from fans, good and bad, and we learn something about what Armenian people eat. On...

Datum: 06.03.2012 07:39 • Größe: 58.3 MB

588) NLO 765: Return of Troll Pig

KATIE LEVINE and ALLI BREEN are here, cackling away like hens in a henhouse, and making Patrick fight for control of his own shit. Patrick gets an email from another listener who wants to move to Los Angeles and be an intern. Patrick gets a weird complaint from a fan who’s never done anything ...

Datum: 01.03.2012 09:23 • Größe: 46.5 MB

587) NLO 764: Heavy Dooty

CHRIS FAIRBANKS is here and he’s giving us the low-down on whether Ellen seems like a nice person or not, and also offering up theories on how weird porno works. BRIAN KING is also in the studio, and we talk about the Oscars and tweeting, watch the most annoying baby commercial ever, and check...

Datum: 28.02.2012 19:41 • Größe: 48.9 MB

586) NLO 763: Cockfosters

MIKE BRIDENSTINE is in the studio and we’re talking about GoDaddy and how out-of-touch they are with what a hot girl looks like. Patrick realizes thirty minutes in that they haven’t been broadcasting live, we check in on Rebecca Black, worries about Judy the intern, Patrick calls some as...

Datum: 25.02.2012 12:30 • Größe: 47.3 MB

585) NLO 760: Bad Advice

PATRICK flys solo for OVER FOUR HOURS in this late night show. Patrick pops open the Jameson and takes calls from listeners. He talks about the Overdose and what’s coming soon for subscribers, he gives credit advice likes some low-rent Suze Orman, and talks to tattoo artist Cory in Long Island...

Datum: 19.02.2012 11:15 • Größe: 120.9 MB

584) NLO 759: Pizza Proposal

JOSH DENNY and listener CHRIS are in the studio! Patrick tries to tie the knot using Pizza Hut?s Valentine?s Day promotion, there?s store order drama, tattoo talk, Creed talk, and more Judy failures. There?s also talk about how gays dress, and a crazy fan’s late night voicemails are played. O...

Datum: 16.02.2012 07:47 • Größe: 47.1 MB

583) NLO 758: Starbuckin?

BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours, and dishwasher confusion. Judy fails at buying a M...

Datum: 14.02.2012 16:32 • Größe: 49.1 MB

582) NLO 757: Parkour Couture

BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon chall...

Datum: 04.02.2012 11:50 • Größe: 35.8 MB

581) NLO 756: The Iowa Corn

Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there isn’t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him...

Datum: 02.02.2012 08:12 • Größe: 55.2 MB

580) NLO 755: That?s Gay

JOSH DENNY is here and we’re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words “gay” and “faggot” in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There’s funny stuff, too, but it’s fun to talk about...

Datum: 31.01.2012 10:30 • Größe: 53.4 MB

579) NLO 753: Sopapipas

BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it’s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He’s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk ...

Datum: 20.01.2012 07:34 • Größe: 40.3 MB

578) NLO 752: Gympact

TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we’re having a blast. That’s right, kids! America’s POS in the house! We’re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how ...

Datum: 18.01.2012 09:37 • Größe: 37.1 MB

577) NLO 751: Beavage

Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he’s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn’t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. ...

Datum: 14.01.2012 21:15 • Größe: 65.9 MB

576) NLO 750: Baked Backstrokes

Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we’re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn’t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube....

Datum: 12.01.2012 10:05 • Größe: 39.4 MB

575) NLO 749: Skyrim Job

We’ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick’s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai’s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick’s lines on a...

Datum: 10.01.2012 08:30 • Größe: 39.8 MB

574) NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon ? Part 3

Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald?s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of shit. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals ...

Datum: 07.01.2012 17:55 • Größe: 49.5 MB

573) NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon ? Part 2

Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don?t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh....

Datum: 05.01.2012 09:29 • Größe: 50.8 MB

572) NLO 748: Banging Mermaids

Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today’s show. We’re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at ...

Datum: 03.01.2012 11:46 • Größe: 42.7 MB

571) NLO 747: Excuse My Christmas

Mike Bridenstine is in the studio. Patrick gets upset right out of the gate about rich people, and then the chat room tries to play some poorly-timed, unfocused prank that derails the show. Josh Denny calls in to prove he isn’t dead, we watch the worst Christmas video every made, Brido canR...

Datum: 31.12.2011 19:42 • Größe: 39 MB

570) NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon ? Pt. 1

Patrick kicks of the Marathon Show with Josh Denny in the studio. They talk about their Christmas dinner from Boston Market, Microsoft Zunes, Josh?s moon face and more. We get calls from a fake black guy and other listeners, and Patrick answers questions from listeners about the new Overdose club. &...

Datum: 29.12.2011 05:17 • Größe: 54.1 MB

569) NLO 746: Shocktopus

Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he’s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he’s pissed off Eden Neville’s (the girl singer who Patrick...

Datum: 24.12.2011 10:55 • Größe: 46.9 MB

568) NLO 745: Dick Ditch

The studio is graced again by BRIAN KING who is here playing patient man to Patrick’s madness, as usual. Patrick has things to say about fans and their expectations, and he’s also mad at Wendy’s eventhough he kissed their ass last week. An Aussie girl fan calls in naked but then ge...

Datum: 22.12.2011 09:28 • Größe: 48.5 MB

567) NLO 744: Fix Your Fries

Patrick is joined in the studio by JOSH DENNY who is having a kind of aggravated day. He really lets things fly in today’s aftershow, but he is plenty pissed off in the regular show as well. A fan really gets him frothy towards the end. Patrick is upset about fries, wants to set Josh up with a...

Datum: 20.12.2011 07:12 • Größe: 43.3 MB

566) NLO 743: Time Cookies

We’ve got comedian GRAHAM ELWOOD in studio, from the Comedy Film Nerds podcast and Doug Benson’s Super High Me documentary. Everything is going great, with Patrick talking about wanting to burn babies and what not, and then Graham tweeted the studio phone number and people called in not ...

Datum: 18.12.2011 05:01 • Größe: 39.6 MB

565) NLO 742: Duck Ass Bitch

BRIAN KING is in the studio today and we’re talking to some potheads. A lot. They keep calling in and some woman in the background sounds like a duck. Patrick just wants to know what the hell hash is and why anyone would want to make it. We also watch the best pimp/ho fight ever to go down, an...

Datum: 15.12.2011 15:08 • Größe: 48.9 MB

564) NLO 741: Hospital Boat

The studio is graced by the presence of two ladies this evening, or at least by two females. Comedians Alli Breen and Tess Barker are here to balance out Patrick?s misogynistic nature and give him a dose of reality. Topics include retards and their clothing, how much weed is too much weed, whether o...

Datum: 13.12.2011 20:12 • Größe: 34.6 MB

563) NLO 740: Pumpernickelback

Josh Denny is in the studio! We’re talking about all the new studio things, taking your calls and faxes, and so much more. Topics include, of course, racial things, crock pots, being broke, Mythbusters, shootings, something called Booge, and more. Patrick is singing a lot for some reason. It&#...

Datum: 10.12.2011 09:27 • Größe: 57.5 MB

562) NLO 739: Touché

BUY & REVIEW RYAN STOUTS ALBUM! We’ve got another super-long show for you today! Comedian Ryan Stout is here and we’re talking about racial humor, what is and isn’t popular in England, and how much Finland really matters. Patrick is upset at DirecTV, and we’ve got lots o...

Datum: 08.12.2011 09:59 • Größe: 43.6 MB

561) NLO 738: It Gets Worse

Patrick is back from one hell of a couple of weeks working the road and not making any money. How, you say? Well just listen to this extra long episode with comedian Al Jackson back in studio for the first time in months! Patrick talks about another podcaster and deals with a weird fan about his Twi...

Datum: 07.12.2011 05:13 • Größe: 71.7 MB

560) NLO 737: Patrice?s Pieces

In an effort to keep you addicted to his verbal crack, Patrick is pumping out shows on the road. In this episode, he sites down with former NLO regular, Chef. They’re both tired, Patrick is sick and coughing, and this show has no direction whatsoever. Somehow it still manages to be funny. I me...

Datum: 01.12.2011 15:34 • Größe: 29.6 MB

559) NLO 736: Oh My Godfrey

Patrick is on the road making jokes, and this week he is working with comedian Godfrey from New York. Godfrey talks about race in comedy, people with advice and what they can do with it, and so much more. They are staying at a hotel attached to a water park, went to a Waffle House for lunch, and so ...

Datum: 29.11.2011 09:33 • Größe: 26.7 MB

558) NLO 735: Thanks for Giving

Patrick is still doing shows in Florida, but this was recorded before he left. It’s not a full-length show, but it’s close. You’ll like it. Brian King is here, and Patrick is talking about meta podcast things. It’s still fun though. Because Patrick is funny. And Brian is kind...

Datum: 25.11.2011 22:20 • Größe: 18.2 MB

557) NLO 734: Black Gravy

Patrick is in Florida performing at the Orlando Improv this week, but he had the foresight to bang out some shows this week before he left. This one features comedian Scott Boxembaum trying his hardest to not be a part of Patrick’s racial shenanigans. They also talk about their worst dates eve...

Datum: 24.11.2011 14:20 • Größe: 24.1 MB

556) NLO 733: Registered Offender

Patrick has had a long weekend. It started with getting pulled over on the way to Vegas. Then he got his car towed. You’ll hear all about it on this special tell-all episode about the legal showdown out in the Vegas. This show features comedian Matt Markman and was recorded live at the Stratos...

Datum: 22.11.2011 00:23 • Größe: 27 MB

555) NLO 732: Ginger Confused

Well if you like awkward things, you’re gonna love this episode. Comedian Darren Carter sits in with Patrick and Brian King to talk about things that make Patrick angry. Patrick has had a long day of dealing with idiots and selfish people, and now you’re going to hear about it. Patrick a...

Datum: 17.11.2011 04:20 • Größe: 34.1 MB

554) NLO 731: Mama Crass

Ryan Stout joins Patrick in the studio for this post-birthday show. Patrick talks about holding hands with Ryan for an inappropriate amount of time, getting serenaded by a lady fair, and much more. There’s a wannabe standup comic, a caller from Australia, and so much more. Enjoy this extended ...

Datum: 15.11.2011 21:02 • Größe: 29.2 MB

553) NLO 730: The Straight Thing

Patrick is not good at talking straight, but it’s OK because Josh Denny is here, and he speak fluent gay. Patrick and Josh talk about the same things they always do – food, women, and other things your parents would probably cringe hearing. Patrick makes a birthday request, and deals wit...

Datum: 11.11.2011 08:51 • Größe: 30.4 MB

552) NLO 729: Boo Moo

It’s been awhile, but comedian Flip Schultz is back in the studio with his dialing finger ready. Actually, dialing isn’t all he wants to use his fingers for. Just wait for the prank call. Also, Patrick talks about drugs, yelling in an Apple store, and more. Just push play already. Nobody...

Datum: 09.11.2011 11:22 • Größe: 28.5 MB

551) NLO 728: Let?s Do Dis

Everybody’s favorite scumbag, Mike Bridenstine, is in the studio and this show is extra long and hopefully extra funny. Patrick takes a call from a British listener who can’t figure out how to work anything, but then turns out to be retardedly funny. I’m not even sure retardedly is...

Datum: 07.11.2011 05:22 • Größe: 36 MB

550) NLO 727: Screencapped

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and palm-strike guru Graham Elwood to talk about how much of a nerd he really is, whether or not it’s hot if sisters make out, how much of a pussy-magnet playing the classical guitar is, an intern search update, and more from our super-popular fax li...

Datum: 03.11.2011 12:33 • Größe: 30.9 MB

549) NLO 726: Woods Pudding

Josh Denny is back, talking about how he loves to collect knives. That’s not creepy on Halloween. Also, Asian people talk funny, we have a new website where you can help out the show (http://www.helpnlo.com), and things get intimate with Cecil. Stupid.

Datum: 01.11.2011 10:26 • Größe: 29.4 MB

548) NLO 725: Kat Von Bee

Comedian and Aussie Jim Short joins Patrick in the studio to talk about baby photos, Patrick’s choice of Halloween costume, how to get chicks interested in you, and more. Patrick talks about some people getting offended over costumes, and Jim adds a dollar to our growing dollar wall. Great sho...

Datum: 29.10.2011 03:41 • Größe: 29.4 MB

547) NLO 724: Bat Flaps

Patrick is joined for the second time this week by a comedienne, and this time the honor goes to NLO first-time Jackie Gold. Topics include the X Factor TV show, how to make gold with your body, whether or not it’s right to get down with a donkey, and how much Zimbabwe must suck.

Datum: 27.10.2011 07:31 • Größe: 28.9 MB

546) NLO 723: Bad Teacher

Patrick is back in the studio, and we are back live with comedian and teacher extraordinaire, Shelby Stockton. In this show, Patrick gets updated on Shelby and her dating progress with that blog thing she has, and Patrick talks about how he is done helping America learn things.

Datum: 26.10.2011 00:41 • Größe: 32.4 MB

545) NLO 722: Fuck Criss Angel

Patrick is in Las Vegas, and he isn’t a happy boy. He went to the Criss Angel Cirque du Soliel show. It was probably the worst show ever conceived, and it should be burned to the ground. Brian Mollica sits in on this show, which sounds bad because Patrick forgot to bring a microphone. Sorry. ...

Datum: 22.10.2011 20:15 • Größe: 31.2 MB

544) NLO 721: Bonus Mystery Dick

Josh Denny is in the studio for a hilarious episode of your favorite podcast. Well, maybe not, but he’s on this one. Sorry for the delay of the show kids. This internet is more complicated than it looks. Patrick is in Vegas. This was recorded Monday and it’s coming out Wednesday. Deal wi...

Datum: 19.10.2011 21:20 • Größe: 28.8 MB

543) NLO 720: Baburritos

Comedian and all-around-badass Cornell Reid is in the studio and he’s offering great advice on everything Patrick throws at him, from a great new concept for a burrito restaurant, the latest trend for women and their vaginas, and Patrick’s latest struggle with society – getting gro...

Datum: 16.10.2011 10:20 • Größe: 29.7 MB

542) NLO 719: Chocolate Breath

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and actor Josh McDermitt. Josh is a very funny comedian who is also the annoying brostache guy in that Geico commercial. Anyway, Patrick makes fun of Josh for eating a weird apple and lemon salad, and they discuss many brilliant ideas Patrick has.

Datum: 13.10.2011 09:10 • Größe: 24.3 MB

541) NLO 718: PatrickStarz

Josh Denny is in the studio. Sorry guys. If you like Josh, you’re in for a treat, though. Patrick and Josh talk about seeing the movie Moneyball, and the best way to rate movies in 2011. They also review some videos by the world’s biggest high school football fan, and talk about how hot ...

Datum: 11.10.2011 21:26 • Größe: 29.4 MB

540) NLO 717: Whales and Mermaids

I hope you like ranting, yelling and complaining, because Patrick has a stack of emails and he’s just had enough of you people. Ari Shaffir and intern Shooby are in the studio. Patrick is talking about a recent twitter back-and-forth with a listener, people who can’t google things, and p...

Datum: 07.10.2011 19:55 • Größe: 29.4 MB

539) NLO 716: The Estate

Patrick is joined in the studio by unemployed Hollywood rapscallion Brian King. They talk about meeting the new intern, Patrick’s latest birthday presents from listeners, and a crazy ass man who sings on YouTube. Brian talks about the music service Spotify and why he hates it. We also cover a ...

Datum: 06.10.2011 02:57 • Größe: 28.6 MB

538) NLO 715: Platter Batter

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny and the newest member of the NLO Experience club, Imran. Imran is an indian guy who resembles Aziz Ansari. Josh is losing weight and it’s upsetting Patrick. Patrick is doling out nicknames to everyone in the studio and on the phone. And a classic s...

Datum: 04.10.2011 10:15 • Größe: 26.9 MB

537) NLO 714: Chikfilatio

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Karl Hess, who is also known to his friends as “festival hair”. The guys are talking about the new Chik-Fil-A in Hollywood, and the lines around the block. Patrick asks the listeners for help with a ton of things, and shares marketing ideas wit...

Datum: 01.10.2011 04:15 • Größe: 27.5 MB

536) NLO 713: Upsetting Jake

Hey guys! Do you remember comedian, actor, tech-guru, geek, and struggling LA transplant Jake Lloyd? He’s back in this episode. Apparently he’s been gone because he has a girlfriend. Patrick gets to the bottom of it, plus complaining, a video of a terrified little girl, an old black woma...

Datum: 27.09.2011 10:49 • Größe: 27.6 MB

535) NLO 712: Luxor Hotbox

Still in Las Vegas, Patrick sits down with Cleveland comic Ryan Dalton to talk about the Luxor pyramid and why it sucks, Ryan’s married life and how to deal with women, and much more. There’s also a healthy dose of comedy talk, since they are at a comedy competition this week. Deal with ...

Datum: 24.09.2011 20:54 • Größe: 30.2 MB

534) NLO 711: Tobler Tales

Comedian Brandt Tobler is a guest on this fine Monday. This show was recorded in Las Vegas, from a shitty hotel room at a place that is having a shitty comedy competition for a bunch of comedians, both talented and shitty. Also, Brandt tells stories about fucking a pornstar, getting tripped up at an...

Datum: 20.09.2011 22:04 • Größe: 25.5 MB

533) NLO 710: Gentlemen Funbags

Scumbag Mike Burns is in the studio and he’s telling Patrick all about how much he loves handjobs from the ladies, and they watch a video of a newbie comedian who performs inappropriate jokes in front of an audience of children. Patrick also talks about the worse time ever to have your water s...

Datum: 18.09.2011 22:05 • Größe: 31.5 MB

532) NLO 709: Burrned

Comedian Bill Burr and Alli Breen both make appearances in this weird, Frankenstein’s monster version of a podcast. Pieces together from an unaired episode of Bill’s podcast and a weird show/pre-show hybrid of Nobody Likes Onions in one delicious audio treat. You’ll understand bett...

Datum: 16.09.2011 11:31 • Größe: 31.1 MB

531) NLO 708: Tummy Aches

Tom Segura, codename APOS, is in the studio, and he’s talking to Patrick about all sorts of whimsy, from the 9/11 anniversary, to conspiracies, their usual staple conversation about being fat, and more. Patrick reveals his idea for a city with no more shoes, and Tom decides the show isn’...

Datum: 14.09.2011 08:53 • Größe: 25.9 MB

530) NLO 707: PatrickSounds

Hey kids! Do you like ideas? Comedian Flip Schultz makes an appearance and gets angry at Patrick after a prank call that makes someone?s day. We?re all over the place with this one. Food trucks, space ships, turkey sandwiches, and the next big thing – PatrickSounds. Oh, and there?s an intern n...

Datum: 10.09.2011 02:20 • Größe: 31.5 MB

529) NLO 706: Bieber Fever

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny and the first ever female to get in on the NLO Experience, Jessica. Jessica is a redhead, and Josh is having a great time talking about how overweight she is. We talk about Josh’s new healthy lifestyle, Patrick sings another stupid song, and we adm...

Datum: 06.09.2011 11:24 • Größe: 34.3 MB

528) NLO 705: Family Matters

Listen up, party people. Shits about to get real. Comedian and suave ladies man Ryan Stout is in the studio talking about his recent dental experiences. Patrick goes rogue and just starts talking about some deep family issues that probably don’t belong in public, but he’s pretty honest a...

Datum: 02.09.2011 08:09 • Größe: 27.9 MB

527) NLO 704: Air Sick

Look. The first 25 minutes of this show are not pretty. It’s all over the place. It’s computer talk. It’s boring and unorganized. But then it gets good. And it ends with one of the funniest stories on the show ever. Patrick threw up so much that he shut down all of the restrooms on...

Datum: 01.09.2011 10:41 • Größe: 31.8 MB

526) NLO 703: Shame Cake

Patrick is still in Richmond, Virginia, battling earthquakes and hurricanes just to make people laugh. We will be back up and running live on Monday, but until then, here’s a super-sized show to get you by. This was recorded last week. Patrick buys an ice cream cake, sings auto-tune songs, and...

Datum: 26.08.2011 21:08 • Größe: 29.9 MB

525) NLO 702: Stooped

Patrick is in Virgina doing comedies at the Richmond, and here is a show he did on Monday before he left. Right now, Patrick is sitting in a bar in the Richmond Funny Bone with Scott and David, fans of the show, using the club internet to post this show. The internet is a pretty important thing. Esp...

Datum: 25.08.2011 03:52 • Größe: 29.9 MB

524) NLO 701: Pearl Jam Session

It’s a full house, with comedians Mike Bridenstine, Brooks Wheelan, and Josh Denny in the studio with this super-sized show for you. We talk about everything from Pearl Jam to movies, prostitutes to Josh Denny’s new health kick. Too many cooks in the kitchen? Probably. But it is a free s...

Datum: 21.08.2011 22:17 • Größe: 29.9 MB

523) NLO 700: Ifft Factor

Comedian Eddie Ifft drops by the studio for some old-fashioned serious comedy talk. It’s not super serious. but it’s not hilarious either. So we try to steer the show towards the laugh stuff later on. This show is extra long as well, so stop complaining about awesome funny free things. P...

Datum: 18.08.2011 11:38 • Größe: 36.9 MB

522) NLO 699: Wet Dry

Comedian Alli Breen joins Patrick in the studio and they’re talking about a lot of different things. A story about a girl filming her mother in the midst of an orgy sets off all kinds of discussions, including porn and masturbation, depression and relationships, and so much more. If you don...

Datum: 16.08.2011 21:56 • Größe: 28.4 MB

521) NLO 698: Nice Bagels

Comedian Flip Schultz is in the studio talking about an upcoming gig on a cruise opening up for KISS. What’s even better is that he is performing as Skippy Greene, his elderly alter-ego. Patrick tries to get Flip to make a prank phone call, but Flip wants more info. Finally, Patrick irritates ...

Datum: 14.08.2011 09:11 • Größe: 25.7 MB

520) NLO 697: APOS

Tom Segura, America’s Piece of Shit, comedian, and all-around teddy bear, is in the studio talking about Patrick’s fat. Patrick is firing back by attacking Tom’s comedy. It’s two guys who just love tearing each other apart in order to build something funny for you. Don’...

Datum: 11.08.2011 10:52 • Größe: 36.4 MB

519) NLO 696: Just Joshin

Josh Denny is in the studio, and if you don’t like the sound of his voice, you may want to skip this show. He’s taking up the cause for Patrick, and he’s yelling and ranting a lot. He’s on fire though, and he has never been so funny. Seriously, he kills it. This is a super-si...

Datum: 08.08.2011 18:16 • Größe: 49 MB

518) NLO 695: The Bill Burr Diet

Comedian and actor Bill Burr sits in with Patrick and Josh Denny and completely devestate them by calling them fatties. It’s fantastically funny, as these three guys yell and scream and try to get a word in over each other. We talk about everything from food to women to saving the environment....

Datum: 06.08.2011 23:49 • Größe: 34.3 MB

517) NLO 694: Jokers and Thieves

Patrick sits down with Alli Breen and comedian slash actor Keith Robinson. Keith talks about how hookers work, and Patrick tells a story about going to a comedy show at a strip club. Alli gets her voice made fun of, and we talk about stealing things as children, and as adults. Patrick accuses Alli o...

Datum: 05.08.2011 02:19 • Größe: 28.1 MB

516) NLO 693: Up the Anti

It’s Monday. A new week and a new string of shows for you. Comedian Matt Markman is in studio, one-upping the competition by being the first to insist on putting a five dollar bill on our dollar wall. Baller! Matt talks about being in Los Angeles versus Las Vegas, helps Patrick with some advic...

Datum: 01.08.2011 21:41 • Größe: 26.8 MB

515) NLO 692: Melty and Big Big

Two threesomes in one week? I know, guys! Shelby Stockton and Josh Denny are in the studio to make this super-sized episode extra hilarious for you. Patrick is talking with Shelby about her dating blog project. Patrick speculates that it’s just an easy excuse to be promiscuous and get free din...

Datum: 30.07.2011 09:28 • Größe: 40.4 MB

514) NLO 691: Poor Paul

It’s a threesome in the studio today. Patrick is joined by Sean Klitzner and comedian Jonny Loquasto. Jonny is here to talk about his new CD (hey, Pantswise), but not before Patrick and Sean tease him about something on his website. Patrick and Sean also fight but kind of make up. And we get a...

Datum: 28.07.2011 09:48 • Größe: 29.3 MB

513) NLO 690: Hawt Sluts

Patrick didn’t do a show today. Before you yell about it, shutup. Patrick recorded this show weeks ago with comedian Dan Bialek just for such an occasion like this. Patrick talks about craigslist actresses, and more. Dan also talks about creeping out some women at a recent show where Patrick p...

Datum: 26.07.2011 05:14 • Größe: 30.4 MB

512) NLO 689: Vertical Horizon

Alright, people. If you’ve listened to this show for some time, you know it can get graphic. In this episode, Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio as Patrick tells probably the most disgusting story ever. Patrick also talks about a recent email he got, and we take listener phone calls ...

Datum: 23.07.2011 11:40 • Größe: 31.7 MB

511) NLO 688: Ajack

Al Jackson, or AJack as he is now lovingly referred to by Patrick as, is back from some awesome adventures and is in the studio, talking about recent happenings. They watch a video of a woman who is very passionate about women and their bowel movements, and more. Big aftershow for SABC subscribers. ...

Datum: 21.07.2011 23:18 • Größe: 34.8 MB

510) NLO 687: BKBKBK

Failed podcaster Brian King is in the studio to talk about how much Apple sucks when it comes to knowing how to do things, and to tell everyone about his podcast that hasn’t done anything in forever. Just kidding. We’re watching a guy eating weird things and Patrick faking his own death....

Datum: 19.07.2011 01:17 • Größe: 34.8 MB

509) NLO 686: Hangout

Comedian Flip Schultz is in the building. Patrick is teaching him all about the wonder that is Google Plus. If you don’t know what is is, you will. It’s totally going to take over Facebook. I don’t know what I’m saying. Flip tries to end it with some prank calls, but the whol...

Datum: 14.07.2011 09:31 • Größe: 28.9 MB

508) NLO 685: Retardicapped

Ryan Stout is in the studio. Patrick is discussing fan frustration, and a recent show where he was distracted by a hot gay guy in the front row. Is it gay? Ryan talks about dental issues, which reminds Patrick of busting out his front teeth as a child. Throw in some YouTube videos and that’s a...

Datum: 12.07.2011 07:05 • Größe: 39.5 MB

507) NLO 684: Cecil

Patrick is joined in the studio for the first time in over a month by Cupcake Boy himself, Josh Denny. The duo recap their recent NLO shows in Minneapolis, talk about the largest natural breasts in the world, and the fact that Josh with a completely shaved face looks like a level three sex offender....

Datum: 09.07.2011 09:23 • Größe: 37.3 MB

506) NLO 683: All in the Delivery

Comedian Geoff Keith sits down to discuss a recent international incident. Geoff had some material stolen by a performer on Australia’s Got Talent, and for some reason, everyone there seems pretty cool with it. Patrick also talks about Vegas and more on this super long show. You’re welco...

Datum: 07.07.2011 14:08 • Größe: 34.1 MB

505) NLO 682: Ugly Truth

Comedian and daddy’s little princess Alli Breen is in studio to talk about how bitches be trippin’, long and annoying movies, some ugly ass mugshots, and more. They also plan a trip to Vegas that may or may not happen, like, now. It’s a good time, for boys and girls alike. So stop ...

Datum: 30.06.2011 01:01 • Größe: 34.1 MB

504) NLO 681: Faith and Fools

Patrick is on the road with Chris Porter in norther California, and they’re not too happy with how uptight the crowds are. We talk about that, and some other stuff we’ve been up to, but then we get in to a semi-serious conversations about faith, religion and belief systems. It’s pr...

Datum: 27.06.2011 01:00 • Größe: 33.1 MB

503) NLO 680: Jackhammered

Sean Klitzner joins Patrick in the studio to talk about a variety of topics. A listener got solicited for sex while trying to sell his MacBook on craigslist, a magician tries a trick and it goes painfully wrong, pilots are tired of old, fat and gay flight attendants, and so much more. Enjoy.

Datum: 23.06.2011 02:54 • Größe: 29.9 MB

502) NLO 679: Power of Attorney

Patrick is back in Los Angeles after being on the road for a few weeks. Flip Schultz is in the studio, and that means another prank phone call. This one is particularly questionable. Also discussed are videos of an Italian guy flipping out over nothing and an eHarmony dating video.

Datum: 21.06.2011 06:19 • Größe: 55.2 MB

501) NLO 678: May 2011 Marathon ? Part 5

Patrick is on the road doing comedy throughout June. Check the website pmelt.com for details. While he is gone, enjoy these segments from the recent Marathon Show. We will be releasing it in seven parts. New to the show? Go back and listen to a normal episode! Thanks!

Datum: 17.06.2011 17:23 • Größe: 55.2 MB

500) NLO 677: May 2011 Marathon ? Part 4

Datum: 13.06.2011 09:15 • Größe: 27.4 MB

499) NLO 676: May 2011 Marathon ? Part 3

Datum: 10.06.2011 21:44 • Größe: 26.2 MB

498) NLO 675: May 2011 Marathon ? Part 2

Datum: 06.06.2011 19:05 • Größe: 28.9 MB

497) NLO 674: May 2011 Marathon ? Part 1

Datum: 03.06.2011 20:34 • Größe: 52.5 MB

496) NLO 673: Santy Barby

Patrick and Josh are fresh back from a gig in Santa Barbara, and they talk about that show and the people involved. Patrick also vents about the recent issues surrounding an ex-girlfriend, and they guys talk about a woman who can’t shutup on a train. Have fun, kids!

Datum: 01.06.2011 11:08 • Größe: 23.8 MB

495) NLO 672: Arkansas Airspace

Ari Shaffir stops by to talk about his latest endeavor to create a phenomenon that will sweep the nation, Shroomfest. Ari walks Patrick through what it is like to do mushrooms. They also talk about some other things, but we will let you just be surprised. Enjoy the show!

Datum: 30.05.2011 22:44 • Größe: 35.7 MB

494) NLO 671: Cue Sack

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and commercial acting sensation Mike Bridenstine. They are talking about chronic masturbation, girls from high school that got gross, and then they spend about thirty minutes doing impressions of Joan Cusack. She’s awful, people.

Datum: 26.05.2011 09:32 • Größe: 35.8 MB

493) NLO 670: Limo Blowjob

Patrick is back in Los Angeles and is sharing the studio with not one, but two women comics. Patrick is talking to Alli Breen and Maria Shehata about his recent trip to Wisconsin. He also talks about loathing Marlee Matlin, the deaf woman on the Celebrity Apprentice, and her can-do attitude.

Datum: 24.05.2011 02:22 • Größe: 39.7 MB

492) NLO 669: Driver or Chef

Patrick is on the road doing shows in Wisconsin, but you still get a new show. Damn, the dedication of this program. Am I right, kids? Al Jackson is in the studio and we’re talking more about God doing a Nu Thang, word processors, teaching stories, growing weed as a career, and more.

Datum: 19.05.2011 12:24 • Größe: 25.6 MB

491) NLO 668: Meatloaf and the Mensch

Flip Schultz is in the studio and we’re swimming through a maze of news stories. We’re talking about a couple of criminals in the big house who are super proud of their new technique for tattooing the whites of their eyes, as well as a funny political ad that brings Koreans and Jews toge...

Datum: 17.05.2011 10:12 • Größe: 25 MB

490) NLO 667: Al Coholic

Al Jackson is back and the vodka is flowing again in the studio. Patrick and Al embark down the long, chaotic road to nowhere again by watching YouTube videos, including a kid singing about stealing chicken out of a car, and a video from a girl that is selling pussy and proud of it. Enjoy.

Datum: 15.05.2011 09:26 • Größe: 65 MB

489) NLO 665: How Humble

Comedians Adam Hunter and Aaron Bowden are in the studio and Adam is telling a crazy ass story about the girl he is currently dating. Adam was on Last Comic Standing, and is a high-energy comedian that talks a mile a minute. Some people in the chat room didn’t appreciate that.

Datum: 10.05.2011 06:47 • Größe: 34.3 MB

488) NLO 664: Tron Pron

Sam Tripoli is in the studio, talking about porn and porn stars, and what makes the porn world go ’round. He also teaches Patrick how to spot hookers on Sunset Blvd., and explains how Mexican girls are like Japanese robots. It’s also Friday, so you can guess what song we’re playing...

Datum: 07.05.2011 01:41 • Größe: 29.2 MB

487) NLO 663: Date Skippy

Comedian Flip Schultz joins Patrick in the studio, talking about issues of the day. We touch on the Royal Wedding, and the controversy surrounding the shooting of Osama Bin Laden, the releasing of the photos of said event, and whether or not Obama had the authority to do so. Skippy also makes a grea...

Datum: 05.05.2011 03:45 • Größe: 35.3 MB

486) NLO 662: Window Blankets

Patrick is joined in the studio by Brian King to talk about the airing of a recent episode of Kitchen Nightmares they were on – or, more accurately, weren’t on. They also take calls, talk about Osama Bin Laden, and review the YouTube sensations of Double Dream Hands and Double Dream Feet...

Datum: 03.05.2011 10:21 • Größe: 34.2 MB

485) NLO 661: Robots and Repo

Super-fun comedian Ryan Stout is in the studio, and he and Patrick are looking at a new TV show, talking about flying and how robots are taking over, and indulging one of Patrick’s new inventions involving feminine hygiene. It’s got everything you could want from a show – laughter,...

Datum: 28.04.2011 07:54 • Größe: 30.6 MB

484) NLO 660: Comedy Punch Out

It’s a super-long show, as Patrick is returning from traveling and doing comedy. He talks about the cities he has visited, and the crowds and how he ended up punching a guy in his head face thing. Josh Denny joins the show with his sweaty armpits, and they talk about the fans and barbecue, and...

Datum: 26.04.2011 09:42 • Größe: 49.5 MB

483) NLO 659: Food Review Friday

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but that doesn’t mean you don’t get a new show. It’s Friday, so that means there’s going to be a certain song in this episode that some of you may be tired of. But after that, Patrick and Josh settle in to make fun of a fat kid on YouTube ...

Datum: 22.04.2011 17:36 • Größe: 33.4 MB

482) NLO 658: Drunk Punk Part 2

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and this is part two. I wish I could tell you what happened in it, but it was a couple weeks ago, and I’m posting this ...

Datum: 20.04.2011 09:08 • Größe: 28.6 MB

481) NLO 657: Drunk Punk Part 1

Patrick is on the road doing comedy, but a couple of weeks ago he got drunk at some burger place on a dare from Josh. A show resulted – well, actually two shows – and this is part one. The guys talk about Josh being creepy, Patrick continues to drink, and Shooby comes over with pizza and...

Datum: 18.04.2011 06:59 • Größe: 33.4 MB

480) NLO 656: No More Nickelback

Dan Bialek and Scott Boxenbaum join Patrick in talking about Friday, the hit song sweeping the nation. Still. They also discuss other bad music, like Nickelback. We also talk about news stories involving animals and somehow the conversation veers into talking about Asian women, and Asian people in g...

Datum: 15.04.2011 07:09 • Größe: 30.6 MB

479) NLO 655: For Real

Al Jackson is fresh off a plane and we’re sitting down with our guest of honor, Vodka. This extremely long show derails slowly as Patrick and Al get more and more drunk, and increasingly more personal with each sip. It’s a great show though, and we cover relationships, porn, penis size, ...

Datum: 12.04.2011 23:39 • Größe: 29.8 MB

478) NLO 654: Follower Fight

Ryan Stout, comedian and all around handsome fellow, joins Patrick in the studio. Patrick expresses his lack of enthusiasm that Ryan is currently beating Patrick on Twitter with a higher number of followers. They also watch a Christian parody video of that Rebecca Black song, and get some tips for l...

Datum: 09.04.2011 10:55 • Größe: 29.8 MB

477) NLO 653: Pancake Puppies

Sean Klitzner (aka GetKlit) is in the studio and he is not entertained by Patrick’s mood. Patrick shares his plans for eradicating old people from society, as well as allowing people a socially acceptable way to beat, kill, and rape people, all while getting free ice cream and bacon. Sounds li...

Datum: 07.04.2011 02:32 • Größe: 29.3 MB

476) NLO 652: Handsome Devil

Patrick is fresh off a plane, and Josh Denny is ready to talk about some recent female conquests, including a girl he met on Twitter. Patrick also relentlessly teases him about his constant quest for hip shirts. They also talk about Charlie Sheen and his new live stage show, which is apparently awfu...

Datum: 05.04.2011 08:42 • Größe: 29.3 MB

475) NLO 651: Mean Reds

Patrick is joined by Josh on the show and they’re talking about young kid comedians, and some nut guy who may or may not be running for the school board in some county. A listener calls in and is an ass, and then Josh and Patrick proceed to rip apart the blog of a fat girl that a listener mail...

Datum: 02.04.2011 09:28 • Größe: 37.2 MB

474) NLO 650: PayPal Playa

Patrick is in the studio with comedian Dan Gabriel, and they’re talking about being scammed. Whether on eBay, PayPal or Craigslist, there are a lot of scams out there that you should probably be aware of. Patrick is also talking about some recent things from the show that have appeared on a po...

Datum: 29.03.2011 00:56 • Größe: 22.2 MB

473) NLO 649: Plane Stupid

Patrick is back from Milwaukee and Chicago, and he sits down with Al Jackson to talk about his adventures. He helped foil a terrorism plot, remarks about how stupid people are, and why you should never have a comedy club under a strip club. There’s some other stuff as well, but this isn’...

Datum: 27.03.2011 10:38 • Größe: 34.8 MB

472) NLO 648: Douche Fine

This show was supposed to be released Monday. But it wasn’t. And it was recorded last week. Before Patrick went to Milwaukee and Chicago to do comedy. So this is part one of some stuff we will talk more about on the next show. But Al Jackson and Jake Lloyd are on this show, and we talk about n...

Datum: 24.03.2011 00:32 • Größe: 34.2 MB

471) NLO 647: Tornado of the Week

Patrick is in Milwaukee doing the comedy thing, but he made this show for you with his bare hands before he left. Mike Bridenstine calls in the middle of the show and demands a fax machine. Patrick plays a recent round of messages left on his phone in error. And there’s two people in the studi...

Datum: 21.03.2011 19:52 • Größe: 23.4 MB

470) NLO 646: Sandwich Faggots

Patrick is getting ready to fly out to Milwaukee for the weekend (Jokerz Comedy Club March 17-19), but he takes a moment to sit down with comedian and theorist Dan Bialek to talk about what is wrong with the rest of the world. We tlk about a racist UCLA student, idiots at Subway, how to succeed at Y...

Datum: 17.03.2011 08:43 • Größe: 26.8 MB

469) NLO 645: Unprocessed Buffalo

Patrick is in the studio with Josh Denny, and they’re talking about recent experiences they’ve had around Los Angeles. First the saw Battle LA, and it was a really bad flick. Then they waited in line for the new iPad, and fended off some crazy Christian lady. They have video to prove it....

Datum: 15.03.2011 07:57 • Größe: 29.7 MB

468) NLO 644: Daytonism

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura, who has gotten quite popular as of late. Patrick talks about Tom’s success. Patrick also asks for advice on some medical issues, like snoring and his itchy nipple. They also watch a video of crazy Christian creationist people in Ohio, and try to g...

Datum: 10.03.2011 08:17 • Größe: 28.5 MB

467) NLO 643: Made Men

Al Jackson, comedian and apparent comedy coach, is in the studio talking about his recent experience on the MTV show, Made, as well as his Comedy Central Presents special that premiered in February. They talk airplanes, masturbation, fat people, and more. Al is a great comic who always launches funn...

Datum: 05.03.2011 08:15 • Größe: 46.1 MB

466) NLO 642: Winning

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Aaron Bowden and Rich Aronovitch, and we’re talking about everything under the sun. Actually, we’re mostly talking about Charlie Sheen. Have you seen this guy? He’s amazing. Patrick is pretty much in love with everything he says. The gue...

Datum: 03.03.2011 09:42 • Größe: 29.3 MB

465) NLO 641: Howlelujah

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian friend Ryan Sickler, and they two are talking about relationships, getting famous, and more. Patrick shows Ryan a video of a singing Christian dog, as well as his pumpkin pie smashing video, to Ryan’s amusement. The two also discuss the Oscars and Ry...

Datum: 01.03.2011 06:24 • Größe: 31.3 MB

464) NLO 640: Spic and Span

Josh Denny is at the end of his rope. He has what you might call a situation. Well, he might not have it any more, but he might. It’s complicated. Patrick reads a Valentine’s Day card with a poem sent to him by a listener. He also plays some listener voicemails, and takes care of some bu...

Datum: 26.02.2011 06:05 • Größe: 27.1 MB

463) NLO 639: Pseudo Pedo

Patrick has a great idea on a new website for pornography and pictures of kids. Not child pornography. Just pictures of children. Next to pornography. Alright, it sounds pretty bad. Sean Klitzner is here as well, and Patrick is flying a remote-controlled helicopter around his head. He’s also b...

Datum: 24.02.2011 03:25 • Größe: 27.1 MB

462) NLO 638: Canadian Bacon

We always say that comedy has no limits. Well, we may have outdone ourselves on this show. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny, the first-ever NLO Experience participant, Hobbes from Canada, and our good friend Renee Gauthier. We recap Richard’s weekend in Los Angeles, and then thing...

Datum: 22.02.2011 10:14 • Größe: 39.4 MB

461) NLO 637: Canandian Confidence

The NLO studio is graced by Canadian fan Hobbes, as Patrick and Josh call him. He’s the first person to partake in the NLO Experience, and he’s visiting Los Angeles to immerse himself in the NLO lifestyle. He talks about his trip to America, his expectations for the week, and more. And P...

Datum: 19.02.2011 20:10 • Größe: 30.8 MB

460) NLO 636: Heavy Birdtation

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Patrick Garrity, Ricky Reyes and Aaron Bowden. The guys talk about a television show that it looks like Patrick isn’t going to get, even though he though he was. They also make fun of the Grammys reporter who flubs sentences, and a guy who cries bec...

Datum: 17.02.2011 01:17 • Größe: 30.1 MB

459) NLO 635: Creating Moments

Patrick is working in Las Vegas, and he just isn’t feeling up to his usual self. He skipped the dessert section of the lunch buffet, and he isn’t gambling like he used to. He slept all night and even filtered himself on stage. Could he be turning in to a grown up? Brian Mollica joins him...

Datum: 10.02.2011 03:23 • Größe: 25.7 MB

458) NLO 634: Mexicum

That kook Sean Klitzner is back and he’s talking again! Which is good, since this is a talk show. Parick reveals some personal information about his own semen, and Sean challenges Patrick to a type-off with their phones to see whose fingers are faster. And there is a story about a dog. And som...

Datum: 08.02.2011 08:05 • Größe: 24.4 MB

457) NLO 633: Dutch Apple Pie

Patrick is joined in the studio by the long-lost Josh Denny. Patrick talks to Josh about a date he has coming up, which includes sushi and a play. That’s right ladies – Josh goes to plays. Get in line. The guys also look at a video of a self-proclaimed comedian who is old, crazy and loud...

Datum: 06.02.2011 11:34 • Größe: 24.4 MB

456) NLO 632: Un Pop Pop

Patrick is joined in the studio by Sean Klitzner, and old friend from Florida, and fellow videographer and humorist. Sean shows us a hidden camera video he made surprising his girlfriend on a recent flight. The guys tackle an Is It Gay? question, and debate the merits of Bella, Edward and Jacob, in ...

Datum: 03.02.2011 00:47 • Größe: 29.6 MB

455) NLO 631: Rubber Sheets

It’s our first show from our new studio in beautiful Burbank, and Brian King is in the studio to help Patrick break it in, much like he was for the first show in Los Angeles last year. Patrick shares some embarrassing stories, and Brian tries to explain why Kanye West is the devil and his musi...

Datum: 01.02.2011 07:23 • Größe: 29 MB

454) NLO 630: Thanksgiving 2010 Marathon Part 2

Patrick is busy boxing up the studio and moving the show to Burbank. He’s neighbors with the likes of Jay Leno and Conan O’Brien. It’s going to be great. It’s actually going to be the same – Los Angeles is Los Angeles, folks. While the move is happening, enjoy this near...

Datum: 26.01.2011 08:17 • Größe: 69.6 MB

453) NLO 629: Thanksgiving 2010 Marathon Part 1

Datum: 20.01.2011 21:07 • Größe: 84.3 MB

452) NLO 628: Selling Soap

The hilarious Chris Porter joins Patrick in discussing a news story about a man selling racist soap in his shop. The duo also discuss the launching of Chris Porter’s new podcast on the Pantswise Media Network. Chris brags about his large balls, and Patrick challenges. No winner was crowned dur...

Datum: 17.01.2011 16:43 • Größe: 26.8 MB

451) NLO 627: The Best Medicine

Comedian and resident Filipino Dan Gabriel is in the house, and he’s announcing his new podcast on the Pantswise Media Network in February. Dan will be helping those less fortunate than himself by dispensing valuable advice to listeners. Patrick spends this show trying to help Dan come up with...

Datum: 14.01.2011 21:03 • Größe: 30.7 MB

450) NLO 626: Above Ground Fools

Patrick is chilling in the studio with comedian Ryan Sickler. They are talking about a lot of this, that and the other. Patrick talks about an audition for an overweight Jewish rapper, and Ryan has a friend who is super attracted to wiggers. Oh, and they make fun of that midget girl some more. It...

Datum: 12.01.2011 04:18 • Größe: 28.1 MB

449) NLO 625: Rordon Gamsay

Jake Lloyd alert! And Brian King is here, too. There’s Patrick, also, of course. The gang is singing along with a great song for donating your car on some stupid website, and they’re talking about their old buddy and former guest on NLO, Roy “Hollywood” Johnson. And they also...

Datum: 10.01.2011 08:50 • Größe: 28 MB

448) NLO 624: Mum Fight

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny and his friend from Philadelphia. It’s got to be good with all this Philly flavor up in your hizzy. We talk about bangs, midgets, British people, Asian people, and much more. We finish reviewing a listener’s submitted comedy and watch a carto...

Datum: 06.01.2011 10:09 • Größe: 28.1 MB

447) NLO 623: Computer Credits

Patrick is joined in the studio by and old friend and host of a podcast gone by the wayside, Brian King. Brian and Patrick are taking calls and talking to people in Hawaii, Texas and Finland. We learn about Hawaii, and how things work in Finland. Patrick pretty much had it all figured out, but it...

Datum: 04.01.2011 09:20 • Größe: 33.7 MB

446) NLO 622: Momedy

It’s the last show of the year, and we’re going out with laughter. Mike Bridenstine is in the studio and we’re talking about moms doing standup comedy, Charlie Murphy, and teasing a secret topic we can’t really talk about yet. We hope everyone had a great 2010 and look forwar...

Datum: 01.01.2011 02:36 • Größe: 36.6 MB

445) NLO 621: Apartment Hunting

Patrick has been on the hunt for a new apartment slash studio. I know, we totally wrote out the word slash there instead of just putting a slash. It’s so retro. That doesn’t even make sense. Josh is in the studio talking about the apartment hunting, hamburgers, girls, and more. It’...

Datum: 28.12.2010 18:48 • Größe: 25.3 MB

444) NLO 620: V For Christmas

It’s almost Christmas, but we’re not making a big fuss about it. Josh Denny is in studio and he’s talking about anything and everything in his trademark tangential way. The guys are talking about a girl getting jumped on a bus in Seattle, and a crazy gunman in Florida. That’s...

Datum: 23.12.2010 08:16 • Größe: 33 MB

443) NLO 619: NLO Experience

Before we go any further, we should let you know Jake Lloyd is on this show. It’s really good. Jake Lloyd is like one of my favorite Jakes. And he’s here talking with Patrick about the future of the show. Jake comes up with a great idea for helping Patrick raise money, and they watch a v...

Datum: 21.12.2010 05:18 • Größe: 30.3 MB

442) NLO 618: Burbank Headliner

The party starter, Darren Carter, is in the studio to help you make sense of your life. I don’t know what that means. Patrick and Darren talk about their podcasts, Darren plugs all of his things six hundred times, and the guys discuss everything from airport security to Canadian comedy clubs. ...

Datum: 17.12.2010 22:36 • Größe: 27.9 MB

441) NLO 617: iDabble

Comedian Sam Tripoli is here to tell you that everything works out in the end. From comedians who steal other comedians material, to not being able to make the rent, somehow things all come out in the wash. Patrick talks about the new NLO iPhone app, fisting, Hannah Montana, and more. It’s act...

Datum: 15.12.2010 23:17 • Größe: 28.9 MB

440) NLO 616: Apron Creep

Josh Denny like the ladies, and in this show we find out just how much. Patrick reveals what an internet creepy stalker guy Josh is, and Josh gets a little flustered about the situation. Patrick calls on the listeners to help Josh out with one lady in particular. They also talk about the SABC, and o...

Datum: 14.12.2010 10:54 • Größe: 31.2 MB

439) NLO 615: Peacocking

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Mike Bridenstine and Mike Burns, and the three are talking about their collaboration on a new podcast network launching next year. The three discuss the practice of hitting on girls, and how the pros do it. They also discuss religion, and other various to...

Datum: 11.12.2010 02:58 • Größe: 29.8 MB

438) NLO 614: Phaguette

Josh Denny is here to help go over a recently released listing of the top ten comedy albums of 2010. We tell you what we agree with, and what we don’t, and we talk about Josh’s upcoming CD recording in January. Patrick also talks about moving the studio to a new location, and other nonse...

Datum: 07.12.2010 06:43 • Größe: 39 MB

437) NLO 613: Meet Me Somewhere

Patrick is joined by resident Jew-expert and comedian, Ari Shaffir. They are talking about everything from comic books to hot dogs. Patrick shares a recent experience in failing to agree with the terms of a hot dog stand. The duo review a prank call on an angry black man, and discuss freedom of spee...

Datum: 04.12.2010 04:35 • Größe: 31.7 MB

436) NLO 612: Rap Education

Patrick is in the studio with America’s sweetheart piece of shit, Tom Segura. Patrick thanks users for sending him birthday gifts, and wins some money from some Australian scratch-off lottery tickets. Tom them tries to educate Patrick on the evolution of modern rap, but Patrick doesn’t w...

Datum: 01.12.2010 10:03 • Größe: 29.2 MB

435) NLO 611: Brett Butler Hates Eye Contact

Patrick is running around Hollywood, likes some kind of muckity-muck that matters, and he’s far too busy to do a show for you people. Actually there was supposed to be a live show today, but shit happens. Here’s a recorded show Patrick did a few weeks ago in Miami with comedian Dave Sieg...

Datum: 23.11.2010 11:00 • Größe: 17.9 MB

434) NLO 610: Collecting Cars

Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio to talk about the business word craze that is sweeping the nation. They also talk about using the N-word in comedy, and play clips of Tom Segura and Josh Denny doing just that. They wrap it up with two news stories about fat people that make us slightly s...

Datum: 20.11.2010 05:40 • Größe: 29.6 MB

433) NLO 609: Winkers and Wiping

Patrick makes things interesting with comedian Ryan Sickler, who is in the studio to promote his brand new CD – Above Ground Cool – and his appearance on the NLO Live Comedy Show next week. They are talking about strange missiles in Los Angeles, Charlie Murphy losing his cool at a gig, a...

Datum: 18.11.2010 10:34 • Größe: 27.1 MB

432) NLO 608: Croc-O-Shit

Patrick sits down with Josh Denny and apologizes for a comedy crime committed in Chicago. The guys also talk about programming options, such as cable and satellite. Patrick calls DirecTV to try to get the scoop on shows and pricing, and the guys stumble upon the funniest telivision network ever. Hin...

Datum: 16.11.2010 07:46 • Größe: 27.9 MB

431) NLO 607: Sprite and Segura

Patrick is in Miami chatting it up with his old piece-of-shit pal, Tom Segura, who also happens to be in the South Florida area this week. They talk about Tom and his huge new commercial campaign for Sprite, the bad things about the iPhone, mobile porn, and Tom’s recent recording of his Comedy...

Datum: 10.11.2010 22:09 • Größe: 25.6 MB

430) NLO 606: The Racist Ark

Patrick is headed to Chicago this week to do standup in the windy city. He is working on new material for a new CD in early 2011! But here comes a show he recorded last week with Josh Denny, and it’s a little edgy. It has topics, and things, and they say stuff. There’s talking and storie...

Datum: 09.11.2010 05:35 • Größe: 27.5 MB

429) NLO 605: Bag Snatchers

Halloween has come and gone, and Josh Denny is in studio to talk about it with Patrick. They were both fat for Halloween. Patrick is in Miami doing the standup comedy thing, but here’s a new show, because that’s how much NLO loves you. You hear me? Never forget that. We love your delicio...

Datum: 04.11.2010 20:38 • Größe: 26.1 MB

428) NLO 604: Clam Snapper

Patrick is joined in the studio by Renee Gauthier, a comedian, and more importantly a woman. She’s showing off by not being a raging bitch, and she’s talking Canada all nice-nice with a fan, which is a nice change. She also tells us all about other things, but we were tuning out because ...

Datum: 03.11.2010 09:33 • Größe: 21.8 MB

427) NLO 603: Business Words

Patrick is joined in the studio by Mike Bridenstine, and they are talking about the people of our great nation that make the daily trek in and out of the offices in our cities and towns, and how much dick they suck. That’s what goes on in business, right? They also talk about Halloween, Weird ...

Datum: 31.10.2010 19:25 • Größe: 32.8 MB

426) NLO 602: Human Centipede

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Dan Gabriel and Josh Denny. The guys talk about various events of the week, and Patrick worries that he may be part black. There’s news stories, about technology and tattoos, and other such things. Finally, the guys discuss the movie Human Centipede...

Datum: 29.10.2010 03:29 • Größe: 28.7 MB

425) NLO 600: Puppets and Poo

Wow. Six hundred shows. And this is what it boils down to – puppets and poo. Comedian Flip Schultz is in the studio, with a mini-me version of Skippy Greene. We’re talking about Last Comic Standing, coffee, peeing our pants, the 3D movie trend, and how not to get herpes by chewing on use...

Datum: 25.10.2010 19:14 • Größe: 33.8 MB

424) NLO 599: Hot Weather Girls

Alonzo Bodden, comedian and winner of Last Comic Standing joins Patrick and Jake in the studio to talk about attractive Los Angeles weather girls, coming up in comedy, curling at the Olympics, and going through airport security with a cast on. It’s a funny show with a funny comic. Download it ...

Datum: 21.10.2010 03:48 • Größe: 31.4 MB

423) NLO 598: Babingbongbang

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny. Patrick is launching a new initiative to try to get the attention of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. You can help. Listen to the show to find out how. The guys discuss the show Cake Boss, and also critique some bad rap and equally discouraging c...

Datum: 19.10.2010 05:50 • Größe: 29.3 MB

422) NLO 597: Fancy Cookies

Patrick is joined in the studio by Mike Bridenstine, and they’re talking about gentlemanly concepts, like fat girls and cookies. Patrick expresses his displeasure with his latest cookie purchase, the guys recap the NLO comedy show from last week, and talk a little more about Brett Favre’...

Datum: 14.10.2010 02:50 • Größe: 30.8 MB

421) NLO 596: Dick Pics

Patrick and Josh are joined in the studio by comedian and actor Jim Norton. Jim is in the studio talking about his experience working with Jay Leno, the differences between Los Angeles and New York comedy, prostitutes, and more. They also give their opinions on Brett Favre’s penis pic scandal,...

Datum: 12.10.2010 05:12 • Größe: 28.2 MB

420) NLO 595: Cathouses and Claw Hands

This is the last show recorded in fabulous Las Vegas, and we’re graced by the presence of comedian Brian Mollica and the producer of his podcast, Tony. Tony is an Australian, and that is the least of his issues. He’s thirty years old, and he has a limp and a claw hand, which are the resu...

Datum: 07.10.2010 20:07 • Größe: 36.1 MB

419) NLO 594: Buffet Sinners

Patrick is still in Las Vegas wrapping up stand-up shows with Dan Gabriel. In this episode, Patrick talks to Dan about the how and when of masturbation. We’re talking the real naughty details, here. They also talk about being approached about being saved while waiting in line for a buffet down...

Datum: 06.10.2010 03:04 • Größe: 26.2 MB

418) NLO 593: Hash House

Patrick is still in Sin City, and his old buddy Chef is in town hanging out as well. On this episode, Chef revisits NLO and talks about his bad luck at the poker table. Don’t worry, there isn’t any long, drawn out poker talk. They also talk about food, life struggles, cookies, and runnin...

Datum: 01.10.2010 11:40 • Größe: 24.3 MB

417) NLO 592: Concentration Camp

Patrick is in Las Vegas with comedian Dan Gabriel. Patrick talks with Dan about the dangers and effects of coffee, married life, and more. The two talk about the passing of fellow comic Greg Giraldo, and also Robert Schimmel, and make some tasteful and tasteless jokes that you’re likely to enj...

Datum: 30.09.2010 10:16 • Größe: 27.2 MB

416) NLO 591: Heroes and Hookers

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh, who is fresh off a whore binge. And by whores, we don’t mean girls he has paid for sex, but rather just some random bitches he flew in from around the country for sex pleasures. What? I don’t know. Other topics include maggots, superheroes, and mo...

Datum: 24.09.2010 08:11 • Größe: 26.9 MB

415) NLO 590: Marathon July 2010 Part 5

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you?re listening for the first time, go back and find a regula...

Datum: 21.09.2010 09:29 • Größe: 38.5 MB

414) NLO 589: Jobs and Jumps

Patrick is in Hartford, CT making people laugh, but there’s still stuff coming in to your i-things. This show is for long-time listeners, as Patrick sits down with former-podcasting personality Ferg of AirFerg fame. The two discuss Ferg’s upcoming job opportunities, and how little they k...

Datum: 17.09.2010 19:08 • Größe: 26.6 MB

413) NLO 588: Marathon July 2010 Part 4

Datum: 13.09.2010 10:24 • Größe: 74.3 MB

412) NLO 587: Great Big Fat Person

Patrick is joined by fellow comic Mike Bridenstine, and the two have just come from a less-than-stellar lunch experience with a waitress who couldn’t have cared less. They talk about growing up, middle school embarrassments, and even comment on a big fat girl who won some beauty contest in Ita...

Datum: 09.09.2010 13:44 • Größe: 29.5 MB

411) NLO 586: Laugh Lounge

Patrick is joined by comedian Matt Balaker, and their talking about comedy in Los Angeles. Matt books a long-running comedy room in Hollywood, and he’s giving our listeners an insight in to the business. You can watch his show live online – listen for the details. This Tuesday, Patrick a...

Datum: 06.09.2010 22:44 • Größe: 22.2 MB

410) NLO 585: Death Sauce

Jake is fresh off the plane from Brazil, and he is going to tell you all about it. He talks fast, so strap in. We also talk about a soldier in the army who is a fan, and what he hasn’t done for the show. Finally, Patrick tries some hot sauce sent in by a listener and tries not to cry after eat...

Datum: 03.09.2010 03:11 • Größe: 29 MB

409) NLO 584: Rusty Skipson

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and filmmaker Dave Siegel. That’s right, kids – a real, live jew. We’re talking about how to get famous on YouTube, what not to do if you have cocaine in your purse, the oil spill, and who deserved what at the Emmy awards. It’s an e...

Datum: 31.08.2010 06:25 • Größe: 33 MB

408) NLO 583: Fat Surfer

Patrick is back in Los Angeles, and Josh Denny joins him in the studio talking about things that have gone down in the past couple of weeks. There’s a big NLO show coming to L.A. in October, and Josh is taking up surfing. Yeah, that’s not a typo. We’re back on our game, so enjoy th...

Datum: 27.08.2010 09:29 • Größe: 31.3 MB

407) NLO 582: Marathon July 2010 Part 3

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a ...

Datum: 20.08.2010 12:53 • Größe: 53.2 MB

406) NLO 581: Make It Hip Hop

Patrick is still out on the road, but the parade of new, original entertainment continues. Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh and comedian Al Jackson. Al is a comic that Patrick has worked with since back in the day in Florida, who now lives in New York, but is making the move to Los Angeles so...

Datum: 17.08.2010 17:13 • Größe: 30.4 MB

405) NLO 580: Marathon July 2010 Part 2

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a ...

Datum: 12.08.2010 16:47 • Größe: 53.9 MB

404) NLO 579: Cat Fancy

Patrick is joined by Jake in the studio. Well, he was when this show was recorded over a week ago. Patrick is talking about getting a new cat, and it’s pretty much his cat-baby. What a weirdo. Anyway, it’s just another recorded show in the mix as we try to keep them coming while Patrick ...

Datum: 09.08.2010 06:02 • Größe: 28.3 MB

403) NLO 578: Marathon July 2010 Part 1

Nobody Likes Onions is providing you with hours of entertainment, even while Patrick is off working around the country doing the standup comedy thing. This show is a clip from our recent fund-raising marathon show, and is not typical. If you’re listening for the first time, go back and find a ...

Datum: 05.08.2010 15:12 • Größe: 69 MB

402) NLO 577: Beating AIDS

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake and comedian Theo Von. Theo stinks up the show with his putrid flatulence and swears he has an iPhone app that can rate his rancid emissions. We talk about comedy boot camps, the Discovery channel show The Colony, and Magic Johnson and his AIDS problem. Eeeeew...

Datum: 03.08.2010 06:08 • Größe: 29.9 MB

401) NLO 576: Hot Girls and Nerds

Patrick is joined by comedian and Naughty Show creator Sam Tripoli to talk about social networking, Hollywood, and women having orgasms. Patrick gets the show kicked off uStream again, for something stupid, and the two comics argue about who the most prominent comedian of the day is. It’s inte...

Datum: 29.07.2010 05:42 • Größe: 30.4 MB

400) NLO 575: Egg Salad Sadness

Patrick is mixing it up with Shelby Stockton, comedienne and spokeswoman for ladies everywhere. We’re all over on this one, covering topics ranging from horror movies to local Los Angeles eateries. Then, of course, the conversation turns personal and we learn about coping with relationships in...

Datum: 27.07.2010 03:42 • Größe: 33.2 MB

399) NLO 574: Patrick Does Porn

Patrick is joined in the studio by Tom Segura and comedian Ryan Sickler. Patrick and Tom convince Ryan that Patrick is a pornographer, and they make Ryan watch the prune brothers video. Patrick has to leave the show for a bathroom emergency, and then the show takes a turn for the juvenile, as is com...

Datum: 24.07.2010 00:11 • Größe: 34.5 MB

398) NLO 573: Jelli Beans

Mike Bridenstine joins the hilarity today, and it seems like everything is coming up daisies. Until we get kicked off our live broadcast provider’s system for showing pornography on the show. New stories about fat people, flying donkeys and more make this show hilarious. Oh, and cute kittens, ...

Datum: 22.07.2010 07:04 • Größe: 29.7 MB

397) NLO 572: Flying Cars

Patrick Garrity is in the studio, and we’re talking about everything from spider bites to rape video games. Yes, rape video games. Those Japanese people are so resourceful. They are so into kinky shit. We also take a look at the latest flying car, and go over some emails from fans that are a l...

Datum: 20.07.2010 09:17 • Größe: 25.5 MB

396) NLO 571: Fat Bill Gates

Josh Denny and Collin are in the studio, and they’re giving Patrick the business. That doesn’t mean gay sex. Patrick is accused of being an ugly, unsexy, creepy half-bearded man. Callers call in an make the show better and worse, and we talk about things like big titties and ground beef....

Datum: 18.07.2010 09:27 • Größe: 27.2 MB

395) NLO 570: Sports and Spankings

Todd Glass was supposed to come in to the studio, but he didn’t. But we still have a really great show for you. Patrick is joined by long-time friend Collin to talk about everything from poker to basketball. We examine Mel Gibson’s rants, and take a look at a new documentary that looks f...

Datum: 15.07.2010 10:01 • Größe: 29.1 MB

394) NLO 569: Triple Rainbow

Josh Denny is in the studio, and he’s listening to Patrick recap his recent experience on the set of worst movie ever, called Gay Terrorists. It’s about two terrorists that are gay, and the actors can’t act, and there’s no script, and it was generally retarded. We also talk a...

Datum: 10.07.2010 20:26 • Größe: 39.2 MB

393) NLO 568: Tweets and Twerps

Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes are in the studio again, and this time we hit you with a powerhouse show that goes on for about 80 minutes. That’s right – we put in overtime to try to make you laugh. We talk about Twitter and social media, Lebron James and sports, Guy Torry and his behav...

Datum: 08.07.2010 01:39 • Größe: 37.2 MB

392) NLO 567: N Trouble

This show might be the most racial one yet, between discussing the latest tirade by Mel Gibson, and a group of kids with Tourette syndrome that we think are full of bunk, the N word is flying around in this show. We also talk about people who stutter, and Jake Lloyd being embarrassed by his mother a...

Datum: 04.07.2010 01:24 • Größe: 31.6 MB

391) NLO 566: Slumdog Muffintop

Patrick is joined by some old friends from Florida, now living in Los Angeles – comedians Patrick Garrity and Ricky Reyes. They talk a bit about comedy, as comedians usually do in a room together, but also touch on relationship behavior for men, the Twilight movies, and recreating a race based...

Datum: 01.07.2010 09:43 • Größe: 29.7 MB

390) NLO 565: Manners

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedians Darren Carter and Justin Worsham, and there isn’t a pause in the action. We go from talking about comedian-related trials and tribulations, to a news story about some kids who get reunited with their mother through Facebook. Then we turn to teaching...

Datum: 29.06.2010 16:31 • Größe: 34.8 MB

389) NLO 564: Sex Retards

If there’s one thing to take away from this show, it’s that Mike Bridenstine loves fat chicks. He’s in the studio, as is Jake Lloyd, and we’re talking about fat bitches, the best burgers in the Los Angeles area, girls who want to play football, and the crappiest blog update e...

Datum: 26.06.2010 02:54 • Größe: 35.2 MB

388) NLO 563: You Piece of Shit

NLO favorite Tom Segura is in the studio, and Patrick can’t help but call him out for the pile of crap he is. Tom of course retorts by talking about what a piece of shit Patrick is, and the two laugh and laugh. Patrick gets his iPhone 4 delivered mid-show from FedEx, and other hilarious things...

Datum: 24.06.2010 13:24 • Größe: 29 MB

387) NLO 562: Rap is Not Funny

Patrick is joined in the studio once again by the lovely Shelby Stockton, and she is taking heap after heap of his shit. Patrick launches into a tirade on women, and Shelby calmly defends her gender. They talk about news stories, childhood issues, and troubled relationships past. Will Shelby continu...

Datum: 22.06.2010 08:50 • Größe: 34 MB

386) NLO 561: Fatshionista

Josh Denny joins in on the hilarity today, and what a great show we have for you. We talk about all kinds of things, like a fat girl with a fat blog who can’t get over the fact that she’s a fat mess. And we also laugh at a man who thinks he has found big foot, but is really just hammered...

Datum: 19.06.2010 12:18 • Größe: 33.8 MB

385) NLO 560: Flag Day

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Jonny Loquasto – that’s right; a Jonny with no H in the name. Topics for today’s show include Shaquille O’Neal and his sordid past, racial humor, the Seattle cop that clocked a woman in the face, and a woman who go butt implants tha...

Datum: 17.06.2010 09:40 • Größe: 25.4 MB

384) NLO 559: Mahogany

Patrick was drunk and did a Monday show, but it came out pretty bad. So this is a re-do of that show. Patrick is well-rested and sober, and the other disastrous live show is going up in the SABC for the paying members. Topics include false cries of racism, earthquakes, and Patrick frantically trying...

Datum: 16.06.2010 03:28 • Größe: 25.4 MB

383) NLO 557: Jesus Cheese Waffles

Patrick is still in Tampa, hanging out with old friends, but meanwhile, back in L.A., there’s a new show in the pipeline for you. It’s got stories about Jake making a mess with weird food and drink items, and also some stories and stuff. Honestly, this was recorded over a week ago. Who c...

Datum: 09.06.2010 20:59 • Größe: 26.8 MB

382) NLO 556: Horses and Heartbreak

Patrick is in Tampa, visiting ghosts of NLO’s past. But that doesn’t mean you don’t get new hotness. Patrick is joined in the studio by New York comedian Greg Barris, and old friend from back in the day, and they are talking about a lot of stuff. Crazy women, spray painting horses,...

Datum: 07.06.2010 08:20 • Größe: 29.3 MB

381) NLO 555: Canoodling

Patrick is trying to get along with the fairer sex. He has been scouting the Los Angeles comedy scenes for women that show some kind of comedic talent. It’s like trying to find a leprechaun. You know, because girls aren’t funny. Well, most of them. Shelby Stockton is on today’s sho...

Datum: 04.06.2010 17:01 • Größe: 32.1 MB

380) NLO 554: Real Talk

Jake is in the studio with Patrick, and they’re talking about a lot of stupid things. The highlight of the show has to be an old R. Kelly video for a song called “Real Talk” in which R. tells it like it is to some bitches. Patrick talks about shows in Palm Beach this weekend, and h...

Datum: 02.06.2010 11:43 • Größe: 27.2 MB

379) NLO 553: Hard Candy

Patrick is joined by Josh Denny and they are telling stories about banging girls they probably shouldn’t have. Oh, and Josh talks about his experience with a prostitute. Yeah, he’s a bumb. We also talk more about teen werewolves, racist songs, and a retarded cheer-leading squad that is s...

Datum: 29.05.2010 08:48 • Größe: 30.6 MB

378) NLO 552: Teen Wolves

Tom Segura is in the studio, and that can only mean one thing; we’re taking a look at some of the most ridiculous finds from around the internet, and making fun of them in brutal ways. So fire up your YouTube, kids. You’re going to want to see some of the crap we are watching today. It&#...

Datum: 27.05.2010 05:14 • Größe: 36.4 MB

377) NLO 551: Laughleader

So, some stupid TV show ended and the entire world has itself in a God-damned huff about it. Some island ate some guys or something, and then these polar bears drove a truck into a ship. Whatever, dudes. We talk about LOST, Mexican people at the nearby Wal-Mart, and our recent viewing of the MacGrub...

Datum: 25.05.2010 05:40 • Größe: 29 MB

376) NLO 550: Gothier

For the first time since the show moved to LA, Patrick is joined by a female in the studio. Comedian Renee Gauthier is in the studio, determined to prove that girls can bring something to the table. But she’s sick and Patrick is sleepy, and what results is a laid-back, although entertaining, s...

Datum: 22.05.2010 23:41 • Größe: 29.4 MB

375) NLO 549: In Stores Now

We’re joined in the studio by Tom Segura, who has a new comedy CD you can check out on iTunes. We are in the making-fun-of-people mood and we take it out on YouTube. It’s our most YouTube-tastic episode in awhile, where we make fun off every video we can find, retards and rappers alike. ...

Datum: 20.05.2010 03:42 • Größe: 30.8 MB

374) NLO 548: Dumpster Pee

Darren Carter is back in the studio with Patrick, talking about recent adventures on the road. We talk about a new trend of criminals attacking people selling items on Facebook, and Patrick shares a personal story about pissing all over a dumpster in his building because he couldn’t hold it in...

Datum: 18.05.2010 08:45 • Größe: 29.4 MB

373) NLO 547: Everlasting Gobstopper

Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny, and they are in the do-gooding mood. They help a caller out with a relationship question. They also make fun of Rosie O’Donnell, watch a news story with some crazy Lakers fans, check in with Justin Beiber to see how stupid he really is, and more s...

Datum: 15.05.2010 09:52 • Größe: 30.3 MB

372) NLO 546: How Not To Rap

Patrick is back from a week in Ohio, and he has stories to tell. Stories about not having internet access, stories about trying to get home, and stories about sitting directly in front of a superstar rapper that you have probably never heard of. It’s ok, though. Patrick and Jake are going to t...

Datum: 13.05.2010 00:02 • Größe: 31.8 MB

371) NLO 544: Being Local

Chef is back with Patrick again, and this time it’s a better show. We have our shit together, and we have topics, and we’re organized. We make fun of blind people, retarded people, and foreigners. We talk a little bit about our recent Los Angeles poker exploits. And here’s the real...

Datum: 05.05.2010 09:18 • Größe: 33.6 MB

370) NLO 543: Bjorgenflug

Chef is in Los Angeles and is back to bring his sarcastic brand of mediocrity to the show he once frequented back in Florida. Patrick and Chef talk about everything from their short stay in Vegas, to crazy religious people spreading their beliefs to others. We also cover some news stories and talk a...

Datum: 04.05.2010 08:40 • Größe: 29 MB

369) NLO 542: Join the SABC

In case you don’t know, Patrick does this show for a living. How does he make money doing it, you may wonder? Well, he gets support from listeners like you who enjoy the show and donate ten dollars a month through the Super Alpha Bonus Club. This show talks a little about that, and Patrick bre...

Datum: 30.04.2010 02:07 • Größe: 23.5 MB

368) NLO 541: Grains and Raisins

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake Lloyd, as well as comedian, actor, and reality television busybody, Theo Von. You may have seen him on Road Rules, or winning the Comedy Central show Reality Bites Back. He’s in the studio talking about anything and everything, from his latest texting ho...

Datum: 28.04.2010 08:34 • Größe: 28.4 MB

367) NLO 540: The Seatbelt Situation

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Justin Worsham and a fan named Max. Max is a local Californian who is in college and used to work for American Eagle. Yeah, he’s a total douchebag. We talk to Max and find out just what makes him the way he is. We also talk about Pepsi Throwback, Jew...

Datum: 27.04.2010 02:32 • Größe: 32.5 MB

366) NLO 539: Missed Connections

Patrick is busy at an iPhone Development training class, but he’s not too busy for you, the fans. This show has a little something for everyone – the tech lovers, the people who like to be a little grossed out, people who like kinky girls, and the rest of you. Jake joins in and we talk a...

Datum: 23.04.2010 08:12 • Größe: 26.8 MB

365) NLO 538: The Real Chris Porter

Chris Porter, comedian and fine weed connoisseur, shows up in the studio and wants to get Patrick stoned. Chris tells some great stories, like the one about a hypnotist that gets a woman to yell out the N word during a show. Chris takes on a tour of a fake Chris Porter, we watch a Christian comedian...

Datum: 22.04.2010 08:38 • Größe: 35.6 MB

364) NLO 537: Big Fair B

Chris Fairbanks, hilarious comedian and television personality, joins Patrick in the studio for a hodgepodge of a show that is sure to have something for everyone. We revisit some moments from old shows, talk about Chris and his comedy and TV careers, and talk about Patrick’s latest endeavor t...

Datum: 20.04.2010 09:30 • Größe: 35.3 MB

363) NLO 536: Baja Sauce

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and actor Mike Bridensine, and oh, the laughs we had. The guys talk about the changing world around them, including the evolution of mayonnaise, and the past and present of Eminem. Patrick talks about his new Feeding the Rabbit video on Funny or Die, and w...

Datum: 17.04.2010 01:37 • Größe: 30.5 MB

362) NLO 535: Reggie Bush Behavior

Tom Segura and Jake Lloyd are in the studio, after filming some painful footage with Patrick. This footage will be edited together into a web short that will undoubtedly make you laugh or cringe. The gang makes fun of standup comedians and also talk about Tom’s futuristic vest-jacket thingy. P...

Datum: 13.04.2010 09:04 • Größe: 32.2 MB

361) NLO 534: Shark Sex

Patrick is joined in the studio by the official Party Starter of NLO, comedian Darren Carter. They both had a show in the L.A. area recently, and they talk about it, and Darren compares Patrick to Andrew Dice Clay, which may or may not make any sense at all. They also talk about stupid robbers, real...

Datum: 10.04.2010 04:20 • Größe: 29 MB

360) NLO 533: Tempered Glass

Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Todd Glass, and shit is going to get weird. Patrick and Todd talk about gifts, parking tickets, hecklers and fat people on airlines. Both these guys are stream-of-consciousness types, and that leads to a show that is pretty much all over the place. Regardl...

Datum: 07.04.2010 23:05 • Größe: 36.6 MB

359) NLO 532: Ron G

We’ve got an extra-long episode for you today. Patrick is joined in the studio by Last Comic Standing veteran Ron G, as well as his assistant, to talk about all sorts of things, from iPads and iPhones to earthquakes and Sun Chips. We’ve got your calls, too, which couldn’t get any m...

Datum: 06.04.2010 08:15 • Größe: 39.3 MB

358) NLO 531: Vegas Is Easy

Patrick is in Las Vegas doing some comedy recon and enjoying some free nights at The Palazzo resort and casino. It’s super fancy, and Patrick is sharing the digs with friend and comedian, as well as fellow podcaster, Brian Mollica. This show talks about comedy, gambling, and the relentless pur...

Datum: 30.03.2010 13:50 • Größe: 34.8 MB

357) NLO 530: Calling It Quits

Patrick is joined in the studio by Will C. and his buddy Josh Denny, two comics you’ve never heard of, but they’re still vying for your affections. Patrick has a show at the Hollywood Improv this Saturday with these guys, and they talk about that and comedy in general. Will also talks ab...

Datum: 27.03.2010 09:01 • Größe: 29.3 MB

356) NLO 529: Be Ready

Whenever Tommy Buns is in the studio, you never know what we are going to talk about. Except it’s probably going to have something to do with balls and penis. And he doesn’t disappoint today. Tom revisit the Prune Brothers porn from last week, and shows us a new favorite in his library. ...

Datum: 25.03.2010 02:32 • Größe: 28.1 MB

355) NLO 528: Damn Skippy

Holy mothballs! We’re joined in the studio by Skippy Greene, a veteran comedian who’s seen it all, from the dawning of the locomotive age, to the ending of World War II. He has stories and tales that he will be more than happy to regale you with if you ask. We get his take on several mod...

Datum: 23.03.2010 06:42 • Größe: 29 MB

354) NLO 527: With Less Salt

Patrick is alone in the studio, and he’s taking it out on your people. He talks about his frustration with a TV show, some recent emails from a cocky ex-guest, and some news stories that have been piling up in the NLO studio over the past week. He even takes your phone calls and gives away som...

Datum: 20.03.2010 23:37 • Größe: 31.4 MB

353) NLO 526: Bag Restriction

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake Lloyd and the always-amusing Tom Segura. Tom talks about a purchase of underwear he made and why it has him squirming in his seat. He even shows the rest of the studio by dropping his denim to the floor to reveal his quandary. The guys also watch some weird vi...

Datum: 18.03.2010 08:53 • Größe: 27.6 MB

352) NLO 525: Fizzling Out

Is it true that NLO is over? Has it jumped the shark? Do you care? Is anyone even listening anymore? Is anyone reading this horseshit? Of course. The show is doing fine, and we are trying to get back in our rhythm. Give us a minute, won’t you? You’ll be glad that you did. This show is gr...

Datum: 17.03.2010 02:28 • Größe: 21.9 MB

351) NLO 524: Crumblestiltskin

Patrick sits down with Darren Carter to talk about his new CD, “That Ginger’s Crazy”, and play a few tracks off of it for you, the listener. We also talk about Patrick’s roommate situation, and how he has a a serious OCD problem about cleanliness. It all comes to a head in th...

Datum: 15.03.2010 04:36 • Größe: 24 MB

350) NLO 523: Fancy Flying

Patrick is finally back in Los Angeles, home from the hell that is the midwest. Fat people, heaping helpings of hospitality, and a complete lack of ability to put him on a plane to a destination he wanted to get to make for a great ranting show. With Jake Lloyd in the passenger seat, this extended l...

Datum: 11.03.2010 04:38 • Größe: 32.8 MB

349) NLO 522: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 4

Patrick is wrapping up his full week working at the Columbus Funny Bone, but you still need to be entertained like the sheep that you are. That means one of two thing – a marathon show release or some “best of” bullshit. Let’s go with the former. And you’ll get another ...

Datum: 05.03.2010 23:05 • Größe: 48.7 MB

348) NLO 521: Columbust

Who cares if Patrick is in a strange town and has an even stranger guest co-host? Who cares if you can’t hear the intro to this show because the music is too loud? Who cares if it’s not on the quality level of most NLO shows? Or as long? We can’t all be perfect. Who are you to judg...

Datum: 03.03.2010 09:07 • Größe: 17 MB

347) NLO 520: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 3

We continue revisiting the January 2010 Marathon Show while Patrick is out of town. In this third installment, Patrick and the rest of the crew revisit some old classic music, such as Vanilla Ice and Cheap Trick. The gang also grows hungry as a call from Whitmore down at the local Five Guys ends in ...

Datum: 01.03.2010 08:01 • Größe: 31.7 MB

346) NLO 519: Flossing and Fly Aways

Look, not every show can be a magical mixture of planned topics and hilarity. Some of them are absolute shit. You have to be able to just laugh at the fact that we’re not on our game, or you can just skip over this hot mess of a program. Jake Lloyd and Brian King contribute to help make this a...

Datum: 24.02.2010 03:14 • Größe: 23.6 MB

345) NLO 518: Jamaican Jerking

We’re joined in the studio by actor, writer and comedian Steve Agee, most prominently known as part of the hilarious gay duo on Comedy Central’s The Sarah Silverman Program. We talk about missing persons, Twitter marketing, jacking off, and even get down to some really tough questions. T...

Datum: 23.02.2010 09:44 • Größe: 32 MB

344) NLO 517: Free Lunch Fridays

Darren Carter, the self-proclaimed party starter, is back in the studio, and brought his comedian buddy Justin Worsham. We talk about Patrick’s new Twitter initiative to get new followers, and we watch and comment on a video of an old white man beating up a black kid, and some other general sh...

Datum: 19.02.2010 09:26 • Größe: 32 MB

343) NLO 516: We Laughed

Patrick is joined in the studio by Jake Lloyd and comedian Flip Schultz, and they’re talking about everything from Betty White to how to scissor kick a monkey. OK, they don’t actually talk about scissor kicking or monkeys, but it’s still pretty entertaining. It’s even a littl...

Datum: 18.02.2010 19:58 • Größe: 33.4 MB

342) NLO 515: Bear in a Bathtub

We’ve got a packed studio, and we’re building bridges of racial harmony, or burning them, depending on whether or not you have a sense of humor. We’re joined by Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, two great comics who make sure there’s not a moment of dead air on this show. ItR...

Datum: 17.02.2010 20:44 • Größe: 26.3 MB

341) NLO 514: Crossing Borders

Holy shit! Do you see what happens when we get guests on the show who don’t necessarily do comedy shows, even though they are comedians? They bring their humor-less fans with them, and that equals trouble for Patrick. Marc Maron joins us in the studio today for this super insensitive show.

Datum: 16.02.2010 19:55 • Größe: 35.8 MB

340) NLO 513: Chinese Ambassador

We’re joined in the studio by two great comedians today, Sam Tripoli, fresh off the boat from China, and the very funny Ari Shaffir, who you might know from his Amazing Racist series that has been pretty popular for the past few years online. We talk shit, and get to know the duo. You’ll...

Datum: 14.02.2010 02:46 • Größe: 29.8 MB

339) NLO 511: Blame it on the Dwayne

We’ve got a super-sized show for you today, with a very funny comedian. Well, we have three funny comedians, but one is a very special guests. Jake Lloyd and Patrick are in the studio, and joined by comic Dwayne Perkins. The guys talk about prostitutes, sitcom ideas, standup comedy, haircuts a...

Datum: 11.02.2010 07:45 • Größe: 40.1 MB

338) NLO 510: Lumberjack Slam

It’s a packed studio, once again, as we welcome Brian King, Jake Lloyd and Shooby to the studio. We talk about news stories and other haberdashery of the day, but the real bombshell comes later in the show. Patrick found out some disturbing information from a fan, and wants to get to the botto...

Datum: 10.02.2010 20:56 • Größe: 28.2 MB

337) NLO 509: Precious

Tom Segura is back with his biting wit and cynical whimsy. What the hell does that mean? I don’t know, but it sure does take up space in this description area. Patrick and Tom talk about the movie precious, a pervert who is throwing animal semen on young girls in the U.K., and the danger of ea...

Datum: 09.02.2010 03:25 • Größe: 30 MB

336) NLO 508: Pilot Season

Jamie Kennedy, actor, comedian, and rapper extraordinaire is in the studio, breaking shit down on a semi-politically correct basis. Jamie talks about his past projects, upcoming stuff, and his relationship with the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt. Patrick and Jamie talk about terrorism, girls and the...

Datum: 06.02.2010 06:14 • Größe: 25.9 MB

335) NLO 507: All Pain No Gain

Well, you know how crazy Thursdays can be. We’ve got a cavalcade of guests in the studio, including old-timey NLO favorite, Jake Lloyd. We’re also joined by long-time NLO fan Spyke, and a bouncing, buoyant buck named Rob. Rob and Spyke are friends, and they have stories and commentary th...

Datum: 05.02.2010 05:11 • Größe: 26.2 MB

334) NLO 506: Rooster Attack

We’ve got comedian Darren Carter in the studio, and he’s in a scrambled mood as we bounce around from topic to topic. We talk about some news stories, including a woman who was molested as a child and now wants money for it, and a girl that fought a shark and ended up winning. They also ...

Datum: 04.02.2010 09:31 • Größe: 34.8 MB

333) NLO 505: Much Ado About Poo

Chris Neff is back in studio with Patrick to discuss the finer things in life, like rough anal sex and twisted porn. Take this as a warning, folks. This show gets a little graphic, but there are also some great nuggets (pardon the obvious pun) of comedy and insight as well. We’ll let you be th...

Datum: 03.02.2010 02:30 • Größe: 28.9 MB

332) NLO 504: Belly Busters

Patrick is joined in the studio by friend and fellow-comedian Tom Segura. Tom starts out this show by teaching Patrick about rappers, particularly DMX and NAS, and how they’ve been very influential to him. Patrick and Tom discuss past shows worked together, and then the show takes a dark turn ...

Datum: 02.02.2010 02:19 • Größe: 32 MB

331) NLO 503: Fat Jockey

Patrick is joined in the studio by two fellow comedians, Chris Neff and the allegedly all-too-gabby Will Clifton. The guys have a fun show, talking about past gigs where there were some horror stories, Will’s upcoming commercial where he has to ride a horse, and a couple news stories. We also ...

Datum: 30.01.2010 22:58 • Größe: 29.9 MB

330) NLO 502: Rap Rhymes

Darren Carter, self-appointed party starter, joins Patrick and Brian in the studio to talk about comedy, news issues of the day, and take some calls from the listeners. Patrick challenges Darren to a rap battle, that ends with an awesome climax. So there you have it – a show with something for...

Datum: 28.01.2010 09:45 • Größe: 27.8 MB

329) NLO 501: Swarmy Shane

Patrick is joined in the studio by Shane, a badass, extreme commercial actor who likes to make his own beer and take no prisoners. Shane’s a fun guy, and proves in this show that he is definitely straight. You’re going to need a quarter of a million dollars if you want to engage in a gay...

Datum: 27.01.2010 08:02 • Größe: 27.5 MB

328) NLO 500: LALALA

We’re there – Los Angeles. We’ve moved the studio across the country to California, and we’re ready to bring you laughs from the left coast. In the coming weeks, we will parade new and old guests across your eardrums, and bring you more entertainment that you can fit in a bre...

Datum: 26.01.2010 02:43 • Größe: 26.7 MB

327) NLO 499: Joy in the Ass

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we re-hash an old idea of sitting on the toilet...

Datum: 22.01.2010 05:00 • Größe: 5.3 MB

326) NLO 498: Dressing Debacle

Datum: 20.01.2010 05:00 • Größe: 5 MB

325) NLO 497: Cologne Dollop

Datum: 18.01.2010 06:17 • Größe: 5.5 MB

324) NLO 496: Avatard

Datum: 15.01.2010 06:25 • Größe: 6.1 MB

323) NLO 495: Jammy Jams

Datum: 11.01.2010 04:34 • Größe: 6 MB

322) NLO 494: LAdvice

Patrick is packing up his house, the studio, and the rest of his mediocre life, and heading to California. Here is a show to keep you occupied during this difficult transition time. We hope you like it. We’ll be releasing shows like this for the next couple of weeks. Thanks for you support dur...

Datum: 08.01.2010 15:18 • Größe: 4.9 MB

321) NLO 493: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 2

Ah, Marathon Shows. No one knows what we could talk about and why, but it always seems to meander and end up in some worthy conversation. In this episode, we’re joined by NewWaveDave, a long-time local fan, and we also embarrass Starline by talking about her web comic. But it’s a really ...

Datum: 06.01.2010 06:09 • Größe: 52.9 MB

320) NLO 492: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 1

Saturday was the last show in the NLO studio in Tampa, and it was a doozy. It was a Marathon Show, so it wasn’t like our normal shows. It’s a fundraiser mixed in with chaos. In this chunk, Patrick and the other rib Johnny about his “my kid is the best kid in the word” parenti...

Datum: 04.01.2010 04:38 • Größe: 31.5 MB

319) NLO 491: International Business

The studio is in shambles as Patrick prepares for the move. Johnny sits in for this short show to talk about tomorrow’s Marathon Show. We’re going to have a lot of fun stuff going on, and a lot of old favorites in the studio, along with some new faces. Enjoy this little morsel of fun, an...

Datum: 01.01.2010 21:39 • Größe: 11.5 MB

318) NLO 490: The R Word

Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a makeshift IQ test. We couldn’t get the real thing off the ground, so we test Johnny’s knowledge with some general questions about science, history, and current events. We also take some calls, and we talk about some news stories in a funny manner....

Datum: 31.12.2009 06:41 • Größe: 31.7 MB

317) NLO 489: Joomerang

Patrick is in a weird and silly mood, which doesn’t necessarily make for a great show, but it does seem to really annoy Chef. In this show, we talk about Chef’s Jew convenience, and how he is secretly a Christmas-lover. We also find out how behind he is on current events, and why HP make...

Datum: 29.12.2009 03:06 • Größe: 28.8 MB

316) NLO 488: God Gabbing

Merry Christmas, all ye fair fans! Here’s another extended show – the second of the week – just for you. That’s nearly five hours of entertainment this week, which counts for five shows if you think about it. Mile high club, God’s existence, and lots of singing. That...

Datum: 25.12.2009 06:36 • Größe: 58.2 MB

315) NLO 487: Suckle

It’s almost Christmas time, and we’re in the giving spirit, so this show is extra long for your enjoyment. Granted, a lot of it consists of us perusing the internet and making fun of everyone we come across, but hot damn if that isn’t some good, old-fashioned holiday fun. You’...

Datum: 23.12.2009 04:55 • Größe: 45.1 MB

314) NLO 486: Club Penguin

In this episode, Patrick fills in the fans on some upcoming changes in the show and how they are going to be good for everyone. We also talk about the top search terms that kids were interested in throughout 2009, and some Christmas stories about toys and drunk children. It’s almost Christmas,...

Datum: 22.12.2009 03:55 • Größe: 32.4 MB

313) NLO 485: MacBook Woe

Patrick is back from Los Angeles and is bitching about everything from the weather to annoying people he encountered on his flights. He talks about the awful experience that was his Monday, beginning with flight delays and ending with several of his worldly possessions being stolen. All in all, it m...

Datum: 17.12.2009 06:29 • Größe: 27.5 MB

312) NLO 484: Up Syndrome

They say it isn’t nice to make fun of people for things they can’t help. I guess that’s true, but maybe laughing at someone isn’t the same as making fun of them. Look, retarded people just happen to be very hilarious. That’s just the way it is. We aren’t really ma...

Datum: 13.12.2009 03:13 • Größe: 25.7 MB

311) NLO 483: Robbin? Williams

We recorded this show on a frantic day because we love you. Don’t say we don’t. Because we do. In this show, we talk about Twitter habits and how ours are better than yours, ultimately arriving at the conclusion that we’re all boring fools. We also talk about fat people, molesting ...

Datum: 10.12.2009 16:52 • Größe: 26.1 MB

310) NLO 482: It Gets Worse

Do you have a friend that doesn’t know how to end a story? They just ramble on and on and go into details that have nothing to do with the story and it ends with you awkwardly walking away? We have a caller like that during this show. We also talk about ventriloquists, Jake Paulk some more, an...

Datum: 09.12.2009 04:07 • Größe: 29.5 MB

309) NLO 481: Apocalypse Soon

It’s been said that December 21 is an important date. This year, some big NLO announcement on December 21 with change the show forever. But three years from now, on December 21, 2012, a lot of important people are saying that the world will end in some giant cataclysmic celestial event. ItR...

Datum: 05.12.2009 22:10 • Größe: 36.2 MB

308) NLO 480: Fingerblast

Black people usually die young, Asians tend to live forever, and white people fall somewhere in the middle. Indian people are seldom attractive, and Tiger Woods only cheated on his wife because he has hot ass coming at him from all sides. I mean, if you were Tiger, wouldn’t you want to play a ...

Datum: 04.12.2009 06:03 • Größe: 27.9 MB

307) NLO 479: Meet Matt

Patrick and Johnny are joined in the studio by a long-time friend of Patrick. Matt is a musician and student of the world, and he has opinions on a lot of things you people need to hear about. Patrick and Matt are downing scotch and they’ve been drinking for quite some time, so this show isn&#...

Datum: 03.12.2009 16:02 • Größe: 35.2 MB

306) NLO 478: Paulking on Sunshine

Tony Gaud and Johnny B join Patrick in the studio for some good old-fashioned fun times. They discuss a letter from a listener about the comedy styling of Dustin Diamond, and Johnny B steps up to the plate and helps a listener with a computer problem. There’s news stories, and of course, a cal...

Datum: 02.12.2009 04:01 • Größe: 42.1 MB

305) NLO 477: Jake Paulk is Hiding Something

Did you ever go to a movie, and you were all like, “oh, man this is going to be an awesome movie…and stuff.” But then when you got there, you started watching and with each passing minute, you became increasingly aware that this movie wasn’t going to be awesome, and it was ju...

Datum: 01.12.2009 02:56 • Größe: 29.5 MB

304) NLO 476: Pussy Piñata

We’re doing a late-night post-Thanksgiving show for your earholes, and we’ve got lots to talk about. From pizza to the comedy business, we’re going to tell it like it is. We talk about a man who died after not moving from his chair for nine months, and a woman who has the most trag...

Datum: 28.11.2009 15:42 • Größe: 35 MB

303) NLO 475: Beer Bumhole

Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a round of discussions on their personal lives and stories in the news. Patrick confronts Johnny about his Call of Duty addiction, which leads in to a discussion of World of Warcraft. They also discuss things like electromagnetic fields, gross burgers, and race...

Datum: 25.11.2009 21:53 • Größe: 30.2 MB

302) NLO 474: Doberman Gang

Patrick and Chef still aren’t right from their trip to Europe. Patrick hasn’t been home for two consecutive nights yet, and Chef is, well, weird. In this show, Patrick talks about serving up comedy to a crowd of bitches at a seafood restaurant. That’s right – it’s more ...

Datum: 24.11.2009 13:50 • Größe: 32.4 MB

301) NLO 473: Eurotrash

We’re back from our trip to London and Paris, and boy are our arms tired. Wait; is that a thing? We talk about our adventures abroad, mostly bitching about foreign traditions and stuff. We will have a lot more to say on the subject, but this show is a nice start. Allow Patrick, Chef and Dagre ...

Datum: 20.11.2009 06:19 • Größe: 32.4 MB

300) NLO 472: Sharpie Face

Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady strip down, and ...

Datum: 06.11.2009 06:23 • Größe: 34.9 MB

299) NLO 471: Doing Squats

Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat g...

Datum: 04.11.2009 05:35 • Größe: 31.5 MB

298) NLO 469: Damn Dames

Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to rea...

Datum: 30.10.2009 01:48 • Größe: 24.8 MB

297) NLO 468: Paranormal Disappointment

Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over...

Datum: 29.10.2009 05:45 • Größe: 28.4 MB

296) NLO 467: Walking Funny

Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight p...

Datum: 28.10.2009 02:50 • Größe: 31.5 MB

295) NLO 466: Ginger Lover

Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one tim...

Datum: 23.10.2009 00:36 • Größe: 44.3 MB

294) NLO 465: Splitting Tongues

Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn...

Datum: 22.10.2009 01:48 • Größe: 35.5 MB

293) NLO 464: Religious Rearing

Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you?ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you?ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when t...

Datum: 21.10.2009 05:26 • Größe: 41.1 MB

292) NLO 463: Clumps and Clogs

Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, and laugh at an o...

Datum: 20.10.2009 03:13 • Größe: 46.6 MB

291) NLO 462: Fuck Falcon

Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his neglectful father b...

Datum: 16.10.2009 06:49 • Größe: 41.8 MB

290) NLO 461: Foaming Mad

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and som...

Datum: 15.10.2009 05:37 • Größe: 43 MB

289) NLO 460: Getting Lippy

The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed ...

Datum: 14.10.2009 02:52 • Größe: 54.5 MB

288) NLO 459: Fancy Boy Toys

Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusi...

Datum: 08.10.2009 01:35 • Größe: 40.4 MB

287) NLO 458: Love Cake

In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do o...

Datum: 07.10.2009 02:47 • Größe: 50.7 MB

286) NLO 457: Fucking Females

We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick becoming recently single, along with the trials and tribulations of being a male and the trouble that comes with it. We cover Jon...

Datum: 06.10.2009 01:59 • Größe: 46.4 MB

285) NLO 456: Fat and Sassy

Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some n...

Datum: 23.09.2009 04:06 • Größe: 45.7 MB

284) NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and o...

Datum: 21.09.2009 05:21 • Größe: 39.7 MB

283) NLO 454: Organ Boner

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anywa...

Datum: 18.09.2009 01:42 • Größe: 41.5 MB

282) NLO 453: Tweeting for God

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we lea...

Datum: 15.09.2009 13:45 • Größe: 40.2 MB

281) NLO 452: Funeral Wedding

Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy ...

Datum: 11.09.2009 03:38 • Größe: 39.9 MB

280) NLO 451: Cancer of the Funny Bone

It’s a laid back live show, where Patrick and Johnny are up to their standard jokes – making fun of people fatter than them, exploring exotic and fatty foods, and making fun of more successful comedians. It’s shows like this that make us realize how far at the bottom of the food ch...

Datum: 09.09.2009 04:20 • Größe: 41.1 MB

279) NLO 450: Penis Growth

Patrick was too lazy to type a show description, so here are a bunch of random sentences from the uStream chat room instead. Holy mic fuck sticks. Shitting on a buttfucker. Patrick has the darkest asshole ever. Don’t forget the baconnaise. Down with whitey! Get bent. Patrickilicious! I like ch...

Datum: 04.09.2009 04:21 • Größe: 42.8 MB

278) NLO 449: Bacon is Good for Me

It’s a bonus-length show, with over ninety minutes of fun stuff. Well, in reality, a lot of it is just us watching YouTube, but wow, we just can’t get enough of this fat bitch cooking the most ridiculously unhealthy food on the planet. She looks like a fat version of the fattest bitch yo...

Datum: 02.09.2009 04:39 • Größe: 9 MB

277) NLO 448: Twickering

You could call this show somewhat of an intervention. Patrick and Johnny got in to some Twitter arguments this weekend, and Patrick wants to have it out on the show. Patrick has two problems with Johnny’s Twitter behavior. After a spirited discussion about how sad we’re getting in our ol...

Datum: 31.08.2009 04:31 • Größe: 40.9 MB

276) NLO 447: That Is So Gay

If there’s one thing we love doing, it’s offending our core groups of stereotypes. Black people and gay people seems to be favorites of the NLO crew, so in this show we really line up to give them what-for. Actually, we are kind of defending black people from the most racist website we&#...

Datum: 28.08.2009 02:00 • Größe: 37.8 MB

275) NLO 446: Love Cave

We’re back with a fresh live show for your ass. In this episode, we talk about social networking a little more, and show you some examples of what mistakes can easily be made on sites like Facebook if you don’t know what you’re doing. We also do a little investigating into the wild...

Datum: 26.08.2009 05:35 • Größe: 45.8 MB

274) NLO 445: Drawing Lessons

It’s Monday, and we’re back entertaining you like the dancing monkeys that we are. We talk a little more about our Nike+ experience and cover the do’s and dont’s of exercise. We also cover some news stories, even though we can’t decide whether one of them is from London...

Datum: 24.08.2009 05:18 • Größe: 42.6 MB

273) NLO 444: Low Price Corral

We’re all over the place on this one, but it’s sure to be one of your favorite shows. If you love to hear the hosts squirm, you’re going to love this show. Johnny critiques some audio of the second time Patrick ever did standup comedy. It’s pretty cringe-worthy. We also take ...

Datum: 21.08.2009 05:47 • Größe: 47.4 MB

272) NLO 443: Bananimals

Oh, man. There were no live shows this week, but we can promise you it’s going to be a week’s worth of funtasticism from here on out. I don’t even think funtasticism is a word, but this show is so fun it deserves it. In this show, we talk about a kid who is sweeping the YouTube. He...

Datum: 19.08.2009 03:26 • Größe: unbekannt

271) NLO 442: Obama is a Racist

We’re joined in the studio by a special observer. Kristin, the girl Dagre was too busy getting his oil changed to give the business while in Mississippi, is visiting from Gulfport and Dagre is showing her a good time. Or is he? We discuss Dagre’s dating strategy and offer up some suggest...

Datum: 17.08.2009 05:16 • Größe: 41.8 MB

270) NLO 441: Abortion and Sun Showers

It’s a longer-than-usual live show, with Johnny and Patrick at the helm. We take your calls, answer your questions, and console you right when you need it most. We talk about the ongoing confusion and anger caused by communicating on Twitter, revisit some old segments that we haven’t tou...

Datum: 12.08.2009 02:30 • Größe: 46.4 MB

269) NLO 440: Facebook Fan Page

Johnny and Patrick kick off the week with a Monday show. Patrick gets up in the middle of the show to relieve himself of a little poo, and Johnny has some thoughts on the state of rap and hip-hop today. They review a recent video by Souljaboy, and remember back to the days when Souljaboy and Ice-T h...

Datum: 10.08.2009 01:49 • Größe: 44 MB

268) NLO 439: Not-So-Funny People

Who says fat people can’t do the same things skinny people can? Well, everyone, we suppose. But that isn’t going to stop us from trying. In this show, Patrick announces to Johnny the latest component of his “Fitness Initiative 08″ – running. Oh, the fun we’ll have...

Datum: 07.08.2009 01:48 • Größe: 46 MB

267) NLO 438: Butterfly Rainforest

Patrick is being completely silly, and the only one around to put up with his nonsense is Dagre. He sits very patiently as Patrick plays with his gum, drinks loudly, spouts off ideas for businesses, and speculates about what mermaids call their ejaculate. Sure, they try to do some news stories and v...

Datum: 04.08.2009 00:21 • Größe: 41.2 MB

266) NLO 437: Obama Has Aides

Dagre and Johnny join Patrick in the studio for this rousing bit of entertainment. We talk about how Johnny doesn’t keep up with current events at all, and make him prove it by recapping a recent popular news item. We also talk about a racist musical that will be sweeping Broadway in the very ...

Datum: 31.07.2009 07:15 • Größe: 427.1 KB

265) NLO 436: Pillow Pedo

We did a marathon show. Well, it was like a short version of a marathon show. Something like 10 or 11 hours. No big deals. So we took Monday off. But we’re back now. Back with content. We talk about Patrick’s recent trip to Epcot Center, and make fun of Japanese people a bit. We also do ...

Datum: 29.07.2009 03:03 • Größe: 47.6 MB

264) NLO 435: Team God

A special live show with Patrick and Johnny, and an old buddy of Patrick’s from high school – Garrett. This show is nearly two hours long and pretty damn hilarious, if we say so ourselves. We talk about some NLO stars and how they may or may not be receiving different treatment based on ...

Datum: 24.07.2009 02:44 • Größe: 69.2 MB

263) NLO 434: Macaroni Soup

What happens when a gigantic monolith of a fat bitch doesn’t realize how enormously disappointing she is to the rest of society? She puts on a cooking show, of course. A cooking show where she cooks the most unhealthy horseshit on the planet. She might as well drink mayonnaise by the caraffe. ...

Datum: 22.07.2009 05:12 • Größe: 80.7 MB

262) NLO 433: Replacing Johnny

Johnny is visiting the studio, you know, since he isn’t really a part of the show any more, and boy is he full of piss and vinegar. Johnny is making enemies all over the net, and his arch-nemesis, Jim from Zipperfish, has been taking some shots recently. How will Johnny react? Will he bitch ou...

Datum: 20.07.2009 03:39 • Größe: 53 MB

261) NLO 432: Dipsticks

Dagre is in the studio and we’re talking about the upcoming trip to London. Our flights have been purchased and we’re planning fun British and French activities to partake in. Patrick bitches about British Airways and we talk to Dagre about the new love of his life and how she may be joi...

Datum: 17.07.2009 03:00 • Größe: 43.9 MB

260) NLO 431: Eat Dead Pigs

Patrick is joined in the studio with Johnny and Chef, and there’s lot of new business to discuss. Johnny seems to be bailing on our London trip, and that means there will be disappointed fans all over Europe come this November. Chef and Patrick try to give him relationship advice to handle the...

Datum: 15.07.2009 03:28 • Größe: 72.1 MB

259) NLO 430: MJ and LA

Patrick has been sick for weeks with the flu, and so much has gone on in the world. We don’t want to do anything meaningful, like talk about the stuff that’s happened. That’s what you’ve had the other media outlets for. Instead, we spend over an hour making fun of Brian King ...

Datum: 13.07.2009 02:00 • Größe: 48.2 MB

258) NLO 429: Body Go Boom

Patrick is in Las Vegas, but he had the foresight to record a show to hold you over until he gets back, all sad and poor. So here it is. A show where we talk about God and teapots, game shows and body fat. I don’t want to say we were phoning it in, but we kind of were. What do you want from us...

Datum: 29.06.2009 17:45 • Größe: 41.6 MB

257) NLO 428: Russian Dressing

It’s our first live show in quite some time, and it seems like the callers have learned their lessons. Most everyone was well-behaved and added to the fun of the show. We had calls from all typed of fans, ladies and fellas, young and old. It was a good time. We talk about everything from swimm...

Datum: 24.06.2009 03:06 • Größe: 58.6 MB

256) NLO 427: Picking Burlap

In this show, we talk about how the senate has passed a resolution that pretty much amounts to an “our bad” plea from white people in regards to slavery. It’s not like we think slavery was a good thing, but why do we need a resolution that decrees some kind of official apology? Why...

Datum: 22.06.2009 04:21 • Größe: 44.9 MB

255) NLO 426: Never Say Sorry

Oh, hello, Internet. We’d forgotten you were there. We’re back from our week off with fresh minds and clean hearts. We bring you a peace offering of a show that is nearly two hours long and packed with hilarious content. The hosts are well rested and busting at the seams with funny. Or b...

Datum: 19.06.2009 03:23 • Größe: 69.2 MB

254) NLO 425: Gravy Dick

In this show we talk about upcoming adventures. We’re headed to London and Paris in November, Patrick is headed back to Houston and Biloxi next week, and Patrick and Shannon will be in Las Vegas at the end of the month. We answer listener emails and voicemails, including a girl that wants to b...

Datum: 05.06.2009 04:02 • Größe: 45.3 MB

253) NLO 424: Blind Ambition

We’re in our fifth year, and we thought we’d do something new to commemorate that occasion. We’re joined in the studio by Matt, aka “I’m Learning Things” on the NLO forums. Matt’s not just another boring guy with a mild case of Tourette Syndrome; he also hap...

Datum: 03.06.2009 04:37 • Größe: 39.8 MB

252) NLO 423: Sundries and Whatnots

What do you get when you combine a sassy black woman who thinks she know how to offer advice with a bunch of retarded people running around pretending they are doing the news, sprinkled with cocky British people who think they are better than Americans, and a side of some bitch who lives in a countr...

Datum: 29.05.2009 04:06 • Größe: 42.2 MB

251) NLO 422: Blood Pudding

Things are happening. We’ve got a new DVD out from Las Vegas, we’ve got a new show available for purchase from Houston, and we’re starting to plan our trip to London this November. It’s all coming in to place. Except we’re starting to wonder if we made the right decisio...

Datum: 27.05.2009 04:30 • Größe: 44 MB

250) NLO 421: Cream of Ice

Hey there, NLO listener. It looks like you’re about to download a showgram! You know what goes great with a show? Some sweet, sweet cream. In this show we talk some more about Houston, and we talk a little about upcoming London. We talk about how Johnny has busted Patrick’s MacBook Pro, ...

Datum: 25.05.2009 08:17 • Größe: 47.9 MB

249) NLO 420: Houston Has A Problem

We’re back from Houston with tons of video and audio, and stories that will probably span well in to next week. The bottom line is that we had a great time, but Houston, overall, is a big pile of steamy shit. We mean that in a good way. The people are great, the food is decent, but the lay of ...

Datum: 22.05.2009 07:05 • Größe: 41.9 MB

248) NLO 418: Standup Guys

We’re getting ready to go to Houston and we’re talking about it. We talk about our preparation for the comedy show, and some other slated activities. We talk about Brian King and his upcoming big-time comedy debut. We break the rules a little, and Brian might get upset. But we also talk ...

Datum: 13.05.2009 03:01 • Größe: 49.3 MB

247) NLO 417: Oprah Says

Oprah tells women everywhere what to do, and they do it like sheep. We don’t know when this disturbing trend started, but it’s fact. We also look at standup comedy and talk to Brian King about his upcoming set in Houston. We top it off with a letter from fans that do a show there, and en...

Datum: 08.05.2009 02:30 • Größe: 58.6 MB

246) NLO 416: Drinko de Mayo

It’s Cinco de Mayo - well, it was when this was recorded. We had alcohol and a woman in the studio. This show goes off the beaten path a lot, but it should be entertaining. There’s embarrassment, there’s talk about fingers up the ass, dead babies on the side of the road, and making...

Datum: 06.05.2009 04:19 • Größe: 29.2 MB

245) NLO 415: On the Boardwalk

Patrick is sick, and when he doesn’t feel well, he tries to get that feeling across to you, the listener. We talk about our upcoming trip to Houston and possibilities for activities while we’re in town. We need some serious suggestions from you locals. We are going to do karaoke at the b...

Datum: 04.05.2009 03:48 • Größe: 47.2 MB

244) NLO 414: Beak Meat

If you didn’t get enough poultry prattle from the last show, don’t worry. We’ve got you covered in this show, with a recap of the Popeye’s debacle, and some more chicken news. We even have a song about chicken that a listener sent us a link to. That ends up taking us on a wil...

Datum: 01.05.2009 04:44 • Größe: 60.8 MB

243) NLO 413: Chicken

People go crazy for free stuff. Even if it turns out that they actually end up with a net loss, the word free (and the word cheap) make people go nuts. It sends them in to a frenzy for no logical reason at all. We talk about some of those people on this show. A lot of it has to do with chicken. Patr...

Datum: 29.04.2009 04:38 • Größe: 53.1 MB

242) NLO 412: Twitter Timeout

There comes a time in every intelligent person’s life when they just want to give up on the internet. Seriously, it’s just a bunch of people sitting around on the couch or in their mom’s basements eating salsa-flavored Sun Chips and talking to other people in their mom’s base...

Datum: 24.04.2009 03:44 • Größe: 55.1 MB

241) NLO 411: Bandana of Gravy

On this show, we talk about some television shows and we talk about fat people. It’s a natural progression, because most of the shows have to do with food, and that just so happens to be the stuff that makes people fat. We also touch on a news story or two, recount some stories from our youth ...

Datum: 22.04.2009 03:37 • Größe: 46.3 MB

240) NLO 410: Upbeats and Beatdowns

We’re joined in the studio by John, aka “Tits” on the NLO forums. It’s been awhile since he was here last, and he doesn’t talk that much, but it’s a good time anyway. We talk about a recent day playing poker at Johnny’s place of employment, and proceed to ex...

Datum: 20.04.2009 04:37 • Größe: 48.2 MB

239) NLO 409: Marathon Show April 2009 Part III

Here’s over two more hours from our marathon show from a couple weeks ago. We will be getting more of it out in the coming weeks, inter-mingled with new shows as well. It’s a delicate balance. SPONSORED BY BRAIN TONIQ The healthy alternative think drink. Get 20% off your order using cod...

Datum: 17.04.2009 03:06 • Größe: 71.1 MB

238) NLO 408: Totally Pagoda

So you’ve been listening to the latest marathon show, and appreciating it. Well, some people haven’t. Some people love bitching about anything and everything. They want us to do regular shows. But if we did regular shows they’d bitch that we weren’t putting out the marathon s...

Datum: 15.04.2009 02:52 • Größe: 53.9 MB

237) NLO 407: Marathon Show April 2009 Part II

We put on one hell of a show last weekend, and if you missed it, you can now catch up through the magic of recording and technology. NLO broadcasted for nearly eighteen hours, and we had our ups and downs. Make sure you catch the next one. Thanks to everyone who participated and donated to keep it g...

Datum: 14.04.2009 03:34 • Größe: 45.8 MB

236) NLO 406: Marathon Show April 2009 Part I

Datum: 10.04.2009 03:30 • Größe: 62.6 MB

235) NLO 405: More Old Stuff

The bottom line is we’re tired, we’ve got a big marathon show tomorrow, and we’d like to get some sleep. So enjoy this intro and some more of last years big marathon show. Have fun, and we’ll see you tomorrow night. Get your sleeping bags and wallets out of the basement. If t...

Datum: 03.04.2009 13:57 • Größe: 99.4 MB

234) NLO 404: File Not Found

In only four days, talent from around the country will descend on the NLO studio to entertain you for over twelve hours straight. We’re letting the hosts have this week off to relax and prep for the big day. But where does that leave you, the loyal fan? Well, hows about we throw you a bone? He...

Datum: 01.04.2009 04:07 • Größe: 94.1 MB

233) NLO 403: Pining For PETA

On this show, we touch briefly on the #doitnick project, and talk about what the results would be if Nick really decided to kill himself. We also talk about this self-righteous bitch from PETA who wants her body chopped up and shipped all over the world when she dies to remind the world of the horri...

Datum: 30.03.2009 03:49 • Größe: 42 MB

232) NLO 402: Do It Nick

One thing we love about our fans is that we’re often trusted by them to give advice on their personal lives. We get letters about job prospects, hobbies, vacation destinations, and which types of gas to use in hot air balloons for the smoothest ride. The ones we love the most are letters from ...

Datum: 27.03.2009 03:36 • Größe: 46.2 MB

231) NLO 401: Retard Fight Club

How do you describe a show like this to someone who hasn’t heard it yet? It’s got everything. It’s got us making fun of people less fortunate than us. It’s got yelling and anger brought about by awkward moments. It’s got a phone call from the biggest attention whore on ...

Datum: 25.03.2009 03:59 • Größe: 50.6 MB

230) NLO 400: Sad Clown Music

I’m waking up at the start of the end of the world, but its feeling just like every other morning before, now I wonder what my life is going to mean if it’s gone. The cars are moving like a half a mile an hour and I started staring at the passengers waving goodbye. Can you tell me what w...

Datum: 23.03.2009 06:19 • Größe: 46 MB

229) NLO 399: Dan Syndrome

On this show we talk about the upcoming Houston show and how we might just have to get a whore for our good buddy Shooby. Those Indian guys love whores, right Shooby? Hell yes. We also talk about the definition of an Alpha Fan, like our buddy chip-chip Dan in England who is so poor his mother can...

Datum: 20.03.2009 06:47 • Größe: 43.3 MB

228) NLO 398: NLOleet

It’s ’round abouts St. Patrick’s Day, and while it has normally been tradition for Patrick to be a saint - or at least tolerable - around this time of year, he’s got an email in his bonnet that is rubbing his furrowed brow quite annoyingly. We talk about the future of the SAB...

Datum: 18.03.2009 04:59 • Größe: 41.8 MB

227) NLO 397: Bam

Johnny is back in the studio, and Patrick is using him to bounce ideas off of - literally - about his new percussion band. Armed with some soundboards and a tenacity that is sure to annoy, Patrick plays like a toddler with a new shiny object. We also squeeze in some news stories and some twittering,...

Datum: 13.03.2009 04:38 • Größe: 45.4 MB

226) NLO 396: Fuck You Jake Lloyd

Patrick and Dagre are back from Biloxi, and, oh, the stories they have to tell. Okay, well maybe stories isn’t the right word. Story is probably more accurate. Listen to find out what Dagre did that makes him feel like vomiting just by being reminded about it. It’s a real-life cringe mom...

Datum: 11.03.2009 02:21 • Größe: 45.1 MB

225) NLO 395: Jake Interrupted

It’s Friday, and while you’re thinking about getting ready to phone it in for one more day at your stupid job at T.G.I.Friday’s, or Shoe Carnival, or wherever the hell you work, Dagre and Patrick are probably somewhere preparing for their trip to Biloxi this weekend. They will only...

Datum: 06.03.2009 06:03 • Größe: 44 MB

224) NLO 394: Space Train

In this show, we check in on the new host of Late Night and see how he is doing filling Conan O’Brien’s shoes. Patrick talks about a recent experience on a flight from Houston and the seemingly obsessive nature with which black people have embraced Barack Obama. We also poke fun at one o...

Datum: 04.03.2009 05:03 • Größe: 42 MB

223) NLO 393: Erik Is Not Special

Patrick is flying solo on this show, and he is taking your calls and covering various news stories. In this show, he gives listeners lessons on manners and conversation skills, relationship advice, thoughts on sex before marriage, and much more hullabaloo. He also sets a young boy straight on his na...

Datum: 02.03.2009 04:34 • Größe: 52.8 MB

222) NLO 392: Tumor Face

Another week, and another three shows in the books. We’ve run the gamut of emotions this week - optimistic, angry, insulting, fearful, and others. In this show we explore the life and stories of a guy with a huge tumor on his face and how he thinks he’s solved all his problems with a sur...

Datum: 27.02.2009 06:37 • Größe: 42.2 MB

221) NLO 391: Urine Trouble

Sometimes these bitches need to get hurt. Truer words were never spoken. In this show, we lay down the smack to women who think they are God’s gift to men and the world in general. Well, at least Patrick does. Johnny tries to play both sides of the fence, as he often does. You can’t have...

Datum: 25.02.2009 05:15 • Größe: 41.5 MB

220) NLO 390: Out of Alignment

On this show, we take a virtual tour around the world as we discuss bizarre news stories from countries far and wide. Something is wrong with Asian people that makes them want to name their children with only two letters. People can’t stop hiccuping and laughing. It’s like the who world ...

Datum: 23.02.2009 04:31 • Größe: 44 MB

219) NLO 389: Hotlanta

Roy is in the studio, and, as they often do, the topic of conversation shifts to standup comedy. Patrick and Roy are fresh back from working in Atlanta. We met with fans and had a super gay time. We talk about our shows, Roy getting absolutely hammered, and much more. We also talk about some news st...

Datum: 20.02.2009 05:00 • Größe: 41.5 MB

218) NLO 388: Presidential Precedent

A Thursday show? We haven’t had one of these for awhile. Johnny and I dive right in to about ten news stories and offer hilarious commentary that is sure to you LOLing through the night. We talk about the precedent NLO has set for calling black people Presidents and how it’s sweeping the...

Datum: 19.02.2009 06:38 • Größe: 49.5 MB

217) NLO 387: Just Duet

It’s a Monday show for a day we’re not really here. We pre-recorded this nonsense over a week ago. Is it our best show over? No. Is it our worst show ever? Maybe, but probably not. This is right there in the middle, sitting comfortably between funny and unbearable. You’ll like it p...

Datum: 17.02.2009 06:21 • Größe: 37.5 MB

216) NLO 386: Jabacon Me Crazy

It’s inevitable that when a group of fat people get in a room, they talk about food. It’s just one of those fundamental laws of nature, kind of like when you lock a bunch of stupid girls up together and their periods all sync up, like some kind of vaginal black magic. In this show, we ta...

Datum: 11.02.2009 04:38 • Größe: 43.2 MB

215) NLO 385: Inzane

One thing we’ve tried to shy away from on this program is having children on. We have foul mouths and we use language that probably wouldn’t impress your grandmother or foreign dignitaries. We love our dirty dirty language and we like to make jokes that others deem inappropriate and inse...

Datum: 09.02.2009 04:58 • Größe: 42.3 MB

214) NLO 384: Character Callbacks

We return after an unintentional week off. Johnny B is in the studio and the laughs that ensue will be easily recognizable as laughs, which is good, because that’s what laughs are for. Patrick talks about flying, and how storks control the air traffic by being sky monitors. We also talk about ...

Datum: 06.02.2009 05:55 • Größe: 52.8 MB

213) NLO 382: Guy Banter

There is a hero that America needs, but it isn’t the hero America deserves. Say what? It’s Friday, and here’s a show. We talk about gambling, Double O being creepy, and the stupid Super Bowl and what it’s doing to drive us crazy. We also catch up on our gigantic pile of cring...

Datum: 30.01.2009 09:02 • Größe: 43.7 MB

212) NLO 381: Somebody Blarted

It’s hump day, and NLO celebrates by bringing you a live show. That’s right! NLO has returned and takes your calls and feedback, via the website and through the magic of the Twitter. We talk about movies, comedy and even give advice to a fan who is looking to try his hand at making folks...

Datum: 28.01.2009 03:48 • Größe: 55.5 MB

211) NLO 380: Social Networking

Welcome to your Monday, America. On today’s show, we talk about the difference between the various social networking sites out there. We also tell you how to join in the internet sensation by following Patrick on the Twitter thing. We also talk about a funny flier one of our listeners found on...

Datum: 26.01.2009 05:11 • Größe: 52 MB

210) NLO 379: Bloody Blankets

Have you ever wanted a nipple on the bottom of your foot? I sure have. That way if I ever ran in to a homeless baby, I could give it some milk just by sticking out my leg. And everyone would be all like “don’t kick that baby!” and I’d be all like “I’m gonna!”...

Datum: 23.01.2009 07:03 • Größe: 45.6 MB

209) NLO 378: Change

I address you tonight not as the President of the United States, not as a leader of a country, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. The Bible calls this day “Armageddon”-the end of all things. And yet, for the first time in the history of the pl...

Datum: 21.01.2009 05:10 • Größe: 44.1 MB

208) NLO 377: Cruise Cunt

So it’s true, the NLO Cruise has been put off until this stupid economy turns around. You people are either broke, or afraid you’re going to be broke by the time April rolls around, and so we felt like not enough people signed up to make it worth doing. Not that each and every one of you...

Datum: 16.01.2009 07:00 • Größe: 44.4 MB

207) NLO 376: Songsmith

Happy 2009, kids. It seems like it’s only been a week or two since it was 2008. Oh wait - it was. We’re back and we’re kickin’ it new style. I don’t know what that means but it sounded good. Patrick is in the studio despite being sickly, and he’s got coughing drop...

Datum: 14.01.2009 05:07 • Größe: 44.6 MB

206) NLO 375: Dark Comedy

It’s our last show of the year, and we couldn’t be happier about it. 2009 will bring a whole new year of funny to you, the NLO fan. Enjoy the show. Sign up for the cruise. Buy some stuff from the store. Donate or tell a friend. Thanks for a great 2008.

Datum: 26.12.2008 03:38 • Größe: 43 MB

205) NLO 374: Christmas Extravaganza 2008

From everyone at NLO, we hope you have a great Christmas.

Datum: 24.12.2008 16:28 • Größe: 47 MB

204) NLO 373: Glass Bottom

We’re on vacation this week. Enjoy these pre-recorded, yet entirely new, shows in the mean time. Have a great Christmas and New Years Holiday. Indeed.

Datum: 22.12.2008 16:42 • Größe: 43.5 MB

203) NLO 372: Karaoke Kill

Happy Friday. We didn’t feel like doing s full sized show today, so we didn’t. We talk about some news stories and Roy produces his first ever segment for the show where he analyzes what a completely intolerant asshole Santa Claus is. Enjoy it.

Datum: 19.12.2008 18:35 • Größe: 23.9 MB

202) NLO 371: Show Your Dick

We’re in an especially festive mood as we broadcast live from atop the second floor of the NLO studios. We take your calls and partake in your concerns and opinions on the various topics of the day. We also invent a new kind of joke, that always ends in the phrase “and then I showed them...

Datum: 17.12.2008 05:31 • Größe: 48.8 MB

201) NLO 370: Whatever You Like

One more week of shows, and then your beloved hosts get a couple of weeks off to have fun amongst themselves. Roy is headed home to the OK, and Patrick will be ferrying himself hither and thither across this great planet of ours. This show touches briefly on the topic of music, as we discuss the lim...

Datum: 14.12.2008 16:30 • Größe: 43 MB

200) NLO 369: Blackbird

In this show, we talk about a brand new web browser that has been specifically engineered for black people, to help them have a better web experience without interference from the white man. We also talk about the economy and what Obama is going to do about it. We top it off with some news stories, ...

Datum: 12.12.2008 06:04 • Größe: 48.6 MB

199) NLO 368: Calling In Gay

Happy middle of the week, or, as we like to call it here at NLO, hump day. It’s called that because if the week was like a hill, Wednesday would be the middle, or the “hump” of the hill. You know, if it was symmetrical. It’s not like it is a hill though. It’s a week. An...

Datum: 10.12.2008 05:09 • Größe: 54.1 MB

198) NLO 367: Google This

In this show, we talk about all sorts of funny things. We talk about lady-folk, and health issues. We wonder who will die first. Patrick talks about his recent experiences shopping for things, and using gift cards from various stores to obtain an item at one store. Patrick also talk about shaving hi...

Datum: 08.12.2008 05:28 • Größe: 46.4 MB

197) NLO 366: Myah

Dude, did you guys see that there have been no shows this week? I know, it’s total bullshit. It’s almost like the guys don’t care about you anymore. The truth is that there is a show you didn’t get. Will you get it? Hard to say. Why didn’t you get it? Well, some stuff w...

Datum: 05.12.2008 05:16 • Größe: 54.4 MB

196) NLO 364: That Old Gag

It’s black Friday, and that means you’re probably not home to listen to this show. You’re probably in line at some stupid rural Best Buy so you can buy a GPS navigation unit for nine dollars less than retail. Hey, more power to you for your complete surplus of free time and eye for...

Datum: 28.11.2008 08:32 • Größe: 41.1 MB

195) NLO 363: Turkey Time

Happy Thanksgiving, troopers. On this show we talk about retarded people, fat people, virgins, and a guy that kills himself with a chainsaw. We also have a news story about a judge who tries to teach kids a lesson by making them listen to gay music. I don’t know if that is a good punishment or...

Datum: 26.11.2008 04:07 • Größe: 54.5 MB

194) NLO 362: Nature?s Candy

Gobble gobble, bitches! It’s Thanksgiving week here at the NLO compound. We realize that other people around the world don’t really celebrate this holiday. We don’t really care, though. One holiday we do celebrate year-round here in the U.S. is indifference toward other cultures an...

Datum: 24.11.2008 04:05 • Größe: 43.5 MB

193) NLO 361: Workout Buddies

Another Friday, and another weekend that you’ll spend home alone in a puddle of your own filth, eating frozen pizza and drinking strawberry milk. That’s not true. We don’t really know you at all. But anyway, here’s some audio stuff for your ear holes. We talk about Roy breaki...

Datum: 21.11.2008 04:17 • Größe: 45.4 MB

192) NLO 360: Space Sucks

It’s a milestone show for us here at NLO. The United States is going to have it’s first black president, and we thought we’d beat ol’ Uncle Sam at his own game. We’ve got our first ever black guest in the studio; a long time fan and forum member sits in to observe the s...

Datum: 19.11.2008 05:30 • Größe: 58 MB

191) NLO 359: Write and Wrong

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. The quick brown fox jumps over...

Datum: 14.11.2008 15:40 • Größe: 45.6 MB

190) NLO 358: Birthday Blues

It’s Patrick’s birthday and he’s unwrapping gifts from dedicated listeners like you. And in typical NLO fashion, he’s berating most of them, like the ungrateful jerk that he is. It’s all done in good fun, of course, and your generosity is always appreciated. We also tal...

Datum: 12.11.2008 06:41 • Größe: 43.2 MB

189) NLO 357: Rocking the Boat

Ring the bells! Release the doves! Chef and his gal are back from their cruise, and oh the stories we’re going to hear. Of course, the big news since he left is that Obama won the election. Chef comments on the things to come with the new commander in chief, and of course, we get a little inap...

Datum: 10.11.2008 04:44 • Größe: 46.2 MB

188) NLO 356: Deaf and Dumber

We’ve had a few days to think about the Obama thing, and well, we’re over it. In this show Dagre joins Patrick to talk about different topics, ranging from starting out in standup comedy to finger-banging a deaf girl at your friend’s wedding right in front of her mother. We also do...

Datum: 07.11.2008 06:50 • Größe: 43 MB

187) NLO 355: Obama Drama

It looks like Obama will be painting the White House black, so to speak. Congratulations, black people. That’s what you wanted to hear, isn’t it? Sure, YOU didn’t do anything. You just happen to be wearing the away jerseys that match the color of your Illinois pretty boy. You don&#...

Datum: 05.11.2008 04:09 • Größe: 73.7 MB

186) NLO 354: Girls Don?t Poo

Chef’s got a new gal, and he’s taking her on a cruise. I’m not saying they’re moving fast or anything, but the wedding will probably be sometime this month. In this show, we cover a lot of ground quickly. You know, like a cruise ship does. We offer a buffet of new stories for...

Datum: 03.11.2008 05:18 • Größe: 43 MB

185) NLO 353: Spirits and Spooks

Happy Halloween, kids! Get out the candy corns and pull up a broomstick, because this show is going to have you on the edge of your cauldron. What? That doesn’t even make sense. On this show, we talk about Roy and his recent problems at home. He’s an angry, angry man. We also talk with J...

Datum: 31.10.2008 02:52 • Größe: 45.1 MB

184) NLO 352: Mod Squad

It’s true. The show has gotten a little inside as of late. We talk about fans, we talk about the forums, and it seems a week can’t go by without some kind of drama breaking out. It’s like the show has become all about the show. Sometimes that’s a fun thing, but sometimes it g...

Datum: 29.10.2008 03:49 • Größe: 48.9 MB

183) NLO 351: The Worning

Don’t you hate it when people try to make the worst situation out of a good thing? They try to find the negative in any situation. They try to rain on your parade, even though they probably have a point in that you shouldn’t be holding a parade in the first place. I mean, come on. Parade...

Datum: 27.10.2008 02:41 • Größe: 43 MB

182) NLO 350: Screaming Monkey

On this edition, we talk about Halloween and remember what it was like to be a kid and go trick or treating with a sparkle in our eye. We also talk about some embarrassing sex preferences, some news stories that involve morons (our favorite), and end the show with the capping off of the latest Woot-...

Datum: 24.10.2008 03:57 • Größe: 51 MB

181) NLO 349: Pro Comedy

We talk a lot about comedians on this show. We do that because we like comedy, and we like funny things. But we also like laughing at people who think they are funny, when they are anything but. That’s where a lot of our comedy-making magic comes from; we like to make ourselves feel good by ma...

Datum: 20.10.2008 05:01 • Größe: 47 MB

180) NLO 348: Falling Starr

Ok, look - making fun of people for being gay, or acting gay, or in general looking gay is easy. It’s cheap comedy with laughs at the expense of someone else, and that just isn’t what this show is about. Nine years ago when we started out doing this show, we didn’t have a microphon...

Datum: 17.10.2008 06:05 • Größe: 48 MB

179) NLO 347: Rap Lessons

Happy Monday the thirteenth, everyone. In this show, we take a look at a young budding rap artist by the name of CJizzle. We think the C stands for Cal, or Cory, or some other douchy hipster name. We listen to a few songs by this up-and-coming lyrical mogul and compare his work with some other pop a...

Datum: 13.10.2008 01:04 • Größe: 49.8 MB

178) NLO 346: Hitler Petite

Have you ever been driving down the road and hit a baby kitten with your car? It must be a horrible thing to have to live with. In this show, Patrick talks about possibly killing a baby kitten, plus some news stories, like the one about the robber who used craigslist.com to help him get away. There&...

Datum: 10.10.2008 03:09 • Größe: 40.3 MB

177) NLO 345: Nathan Slade is a Liar

It’s our return to live shows and we’ve got a doozy for you. We talk about several stories recently in the news, like a guy who punishes himself when he’s mad at his girlfriend, a senator who thinks hurricane names aren’t black enough, and more. We also listen to some more au...

Datum: 08.10.2008 02:53 • Größe: 60 MB

176) NLO 344: Shingles

I bet you thought we were slowly going the way of the buffalo, what with the not putting out shows for the past two weeks and whatnot. We were just taking a bit of a break. We’ve been traveling the world and focusing on ourselves for awhile. It’s just something we feel like we gotta do e...

Datum: 06.10.2008 05:11 • Größe: 44.1 MB

175) NLO 343: Jumping For Jesus

So yeah, Patrick was all religious in a past life. It’s no secret. On this show he spills all the embarrassing stories from his past. He talks about getting saved, church functions, and even doing the ultimate Christian activity - we can’t even talk about it here. Roy gives us some tips ...

Datum: 19.09.2008 02:12 • Größe: 35.3 MB

174) NLO 342: Ways of Women

In this show, we talk about girls and the problems that ensue with dating them. Girls that can’t cook, girls that cry, girls that bitch. We hear a news story or two, and talk about how Roy’s wife thinks she’s too good to hang out with us. Patrick discloses his love of some very fem...

Datum: 17.09.2008 03:19 • Größe: 41.1 MB

173) NLO 341: Fake Fucks

If there’s one thing we don’t need, it’s fake friends. We know who you are. You’re not sneaky. No one keeps secrets. Stop your needless bitching about everything that happens with this show. What happens happens. Stop worrying about it. It’s done. We’re moving on,...

Datum: 15.09.2008 04:25 • Größe: 47.2 MB

172) NLO 340: Best Friends My Ass

If you had a friend who had hair that looked like a birds nest, would you tell him? I mean really bad, like a cross between a cinnamon factory explosion and that rock monster from The Neverending Story. We would. But it wouldn’t be a welcome piece of criticism. We talk about news stories, incl...

Datum: 12.09.2008 05:07 • Größe: 43.1 MB

171) NLO 339: Penile Property

It’s my podcast and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if your friend was a Jew.

Datum: 10.09.2008 05:49 • Größe: 45 MB

170) NLO 338: Guidelines for the Gay

In this show there is a lot of gay talk. It’s not that we’re gay, it’s just that we’re so comfortable with not being gay that we can speculate about being gay without any kind of reservations. Just because Patrick keeps talking about banging Chef, or what it would be like to ...

Datum: 06.09.2008 06:43 • Größe: 45.9 MB

169) NLO 337: Nobody Puts Baby in a Microwave

This is probably one of the best episodes ever. It’s good because of all the stuff in it. It’s got news, and emails, and funny audio. I mean, there’s just way too much to even talk about. It’s like concentrated awesome. Everyone on the show is funny, getting in good lines, an...

Datum: 03.09.2008 03:09 • Größe: 45.8 MB

168) NLO 336: Critiquing Comedy

So it’s Labor Day. That’s a holiday in this here United States, and a lot of shows will be taking the day off. A lot of shows will say that they don’t get many weekday holidays, and this is a great opportunity for them to just sit back, recharge their batteries, and not put out a s...

Datum: 01.09.2008 04:55 • Größe: 62.2 MB

167) NLO 335: Salami and Singing

It’s time for a super-duper Friday show. In this show, Patrick kind of starts to throw a wonderful girl under the bus, but then backs off. Of course, it wouldn’t be a week at NLO if we didn’t touch on issues in the black community. Wait until you hear what P-Daddy, or Do-Diddy, or ...

Datum: 29.08.2008 04:13 • Größe: 42 MB

166) NLO 334: Pissing Off Friends

Every show has it’s breaking point. This might be ours. Special guest Roy comes in to talk about some recent displeasure with our very own Johnny B. This is a show he might not be happy with, but such is life. We also tackle some heartbreak felt by our good buddy Jim, or The Walrus as he is kn...

Datum: 27.08.2008 03:36 • Größe: 44.8 MB

165) NLO 333: So Not Gay

Well kids, this is a show that didn’t really get off on the right foot. It also didn’t come around to ever being on a right foot. I don’t even know that there were feet even involved in what we did here. What there is a lot of is music. Not just any music, but music from the 1980&#...

Datum: 25.08.2008 03:50 • Größe: 44.2 MB

164) NLO 332: Guess Who

We’re back from Las Vegas, and boy are our arms tired. What? We recap the trip in this super-sized episode full of just about everything you could want to hear about our trip. Of course, there are things that happened that we can’t talk about on the show. You had to be there. Some of the...

Datum: 20.08.2008 04:39 • Größe: 96.4 MB

163) NLO 330: Dumb Folks

We’re going to be honest with you. It’s three days before we take off for Vegas, and we’re really phoning it in. So much so that we even let Steve Carlson take over for the beginning of this show. It’s annoying, but the thing about that is, we just don’t care what you t...

Datum: 08.08.2008 03:31 • Größe: 43.3 MB

162) NLO 329: Pfffffffft

It’s an action packed live show. We’ve got news stories that cover cities in the east and in the west, and we talk about why you wouldn’t want to live in either one. We talk about Johnny and his health. We talk about Sean the Stalker and his girlish hair. We talk about Chewy and hi...

Datum: 06.08.2008 04:20 • Größe: 58.7 MB

161) NLO 328: Keep Your Head

As scary as flying can be, at least it’s not as risky as taking a bus through the great white north. Not that we’d ever recommend taking a bus anywhere (or even visiting Canada for that matter), but still, you expect a certain amount of safety when traveling. We also talk about why clown...

Datum: 04.08.2008 01:40 • Größe: 34.3 MB

160) NLO 327: Lasting Impressions

It’s come to my attention that the people doing a lot of the jobs of entertaining America are probably the least suited to do so. Case in point: Andy Rooney. Does anyone know what this guy is talking about? I mean, he just babbles for five minutes about something, and when he’s done it j...

Datum: 01.08.2008 04:17 • Größe: 42.6 MB

159) NLO 326: What What In The Butt

It’s just so hard not to be Nick Starr obsessed. The guy just keeps giving us so much ammo and so much to talk about. He is becoming so prominent on the show that we think it might be rubbing off on Johnny. He keeps talking about being gay. Maybe it’s just the Nick-proximity that’s...

Datum: 30.07.2008 03:20 • Größe: 57 MB

158) NLO 325: Flight Fear

Are you tired of hearing about how scared Patrick is of flying in a plane? Then you probably shouldn’t listen to this show. As it turns out, Johnny is not too keen on flying either. The guys talk and talk about planes, flying, safety and crashing. It’s gonna be something, folks. We also ...

Datum: 28.07.2008 04:42 • Größe: 32.4 MB

157) NLO 324: Apps

How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? How many apps? ...

Datum: 25.07.2008 04:21 • Größe: 43.8 MB

156) NLO 323: Have A Backscratcher

Patrick had a weird dream about some lady that doesn’t think anything is funny. It was so funny to him that he woke up in the middle of the night and he laughed hysterically for about thirty minutes. In this show, he recaps the dream and you can decide for yourself if it’s funny or not. ...

Datum: 23.07.2008 04:56 • Größe: 59.6 MB

155) NLO 322: iPhonies

Dude, the iPhone sucks. It doesn’t have a removable battery. It doesn’t have buttons. It doesn’t have picture messaging or a very good camera. The camera doesn’t even zoom in and out. Psssh. It’s dumb because there’s no copy and paste. What is this? Russia? I don&...

Datum: 18.07.2008 03:14 • Größe: 46.1 MB

154) NLO 321: Gert

This is the perfect show to listen to if you ever wondered about Easter and chocolate. Or if you wanted some ideas for old lady names that aren’t hot. We talk in detail about the latest chapter of the crazy psycho Brandy Knutson whore. Seriously, this bitch is completely whacked out of her sku...

Datum: 16.07.2008 03:59 • Größe: 43.3 MB

153) NLO 320: Good Stories

Remember the girl that tried to extort money out of Chef? Her name was Brandy Mickey. Now she is married and her name is Brandy Knutson. As it turns out, Brandy Knutson is a manipulative, psycho, lying, cheating, gambling addict, filthy whore. Allegedly. Chef recently went to court to get a restrain...

Datum: 11.07.2008 05:26 • Größe: 41.8 MB

152) NLO 319: Woah Woah Woah

It’s an action-packed live show where we talk about one of the most up and coming web 9.0 technologies - the Twitter. The Twitter is popular with kids, and we want to be popular with the kids, so we figure if we just make the Twitter popular with us, it will complete the circle of life. We als...

Datum: 09.07.2008 04:57 • Größe: 45 MB

151) NLO 318: Ricense and Legistlation

Happy Monday everyone! We hope everyone had a great Independence Day. Of course, if you live in another part of the world you might not know what that is, but just be grateful if you have freedom of any kind. Some people don’t and that suxors from them. I mean if you live in some third-world c...

Datum: 07.07.2008 04:43 • Größe: 38.8 MB

150) NLO 317: Penis Pumped

It’s a live show, and we’ve got an action-packed series of events for you tonight. First of all, we’re capping off Chef’s date with Emma. They went motorcycle riding, they went to a movie, and then they rounded out the evening with a lovely dinner at the Cheesecake Factory. W...

Datum: 02.07.2008 04:40 • Größe: 80.2 MB

149) NLO 316: Ace of Cakes

Love is in the air. Well, maybe not love, but something. We talk a little more about George Carlin, and then we move on to what everyone cares about - Chef’s dating life. We talk more about the applicant that impressed Chef most on Friday - Emma. We even call her and talk about the prospective...

Datum: 30.06.2008 04:03 • Größe: 41.4 MB

148) NLO 315: Czech Yourself

It’s been a long year for Chef. He went through mental torture with that psycho lying whore Brandy Mickey, and thought he was having a baby. Now he’s settling down and getting back to his normal life, but there’s a piece missing. We put the word out last week that we were looking t...

Datum: 27.06.2008 03:50 • Größe: 45.4 MB

147) NLO 314: In The Plane

George Carlin passed away, and everyone is going on and on about it. He is a comedy idol to Johnny, and Chef couldn’t care less. Patrick just doesn’t get it, and picks apart his comedy like a McRib with extra sauce. That’s right - extra sauce. We also talk about Imus and his latest...

Datum: 25.06.2008 04:36 • Größe: 82.6 MB

146) NLO 313: The Average White Guy

We love our fans so much we did a special live show. Did you make it to your computer in time to listen? You know we send text messages notifying you of any live shows, right? You should sign up for that shit. Seriously. It’s super pimp. Anyway, Roy joins us in studio and we hammer out some di...

Datum: 20.06.2008 05:14 • Größe: 71.6 MB

145) NLO 312: Serious Right Now

We’re back after our studio reconfiguration hiatus. We’ve got a special guest with us that we think you’re going to enjoy. He may not be the funniest guest we’ve ever had. He may not be as quick as guests of days-gone-by. He may not contribute as much as some people have. He ...

Datum: 18.06.2008 14:38 • Größe: 52.5 MB

144) NLO 311: Born To Farm

Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you look around and all you see is people who aren’t like you? “One of these things is not like the other.” That’s what the inside of a Taco Bell is like. It’s nothing like an Apple retail store, where you’ll find ...

Datum: 11.06.2008 04:21 • Größe: 53.8 MB

143) NLO 310: Riding Bikes

Uh-oh, ladies! Rumor has it that one of the NLO boys is off the market. Far be it from me to spread rumors and point fingers, but it looks as if one of the guys has been gallivanting around with his neighbor on dates to trendy health eateries and making woo. I’ve probably said too much already...

Datum: 09.06.2008 05:24 • Größe: 47 MB

142) NLO 309: Small Prizes

NLO is three years old, and that means we’re celebrating by bringing you mediocre comedy and a half-assed program. In this show, we talk more about NLO merchandise, answer some voicemails, and of course go off on tangents. We talk about LOST and wonder if anyone on the planet has any idea what...

Datum: 02.06.2008 05:19 • Größe: 32.9 MB

141) NLO 308: Guy Gifts

So the marathon show was a hit, and it sure did take it’s toll on the crew. We raised money for our trip to Las Vegas, but Patrick is starting to have second thoughts on what to spend the money on. We talk about ridiculous gifts that are supposedly made for men, a boy who is allergic to everyt...

Datum: 30.05.2008 04:15 • Größe: 41.9 MB

140) NLO 307: Comedy Cancer

How much will cock molds go for on eBay? Who will win the ultimate showdown between Kami and Chef? Why id there some group of idiots every 50 yards who insist on forming an improv comedy group and pretending like they know what anything remotely resembling funny is? Exactly what is an iron lung for?...

Datum: 28.05.2008 05:18 • Größe: 44.5 MB

139) NLO 306: Net Sassy

Patrick’s in a funk, and Johnny and Chef are there to cheer him up. That’s what friends are for, after all. In this show, we talk about crazy black people, recycling, and more. Patrick describes a new forum management style, and hopes it will sweep in popularity. It’s also throw Jo...

Datum: 23.05.2008 05:52 • Größe: 41 MB

138) NLO 305: Brandy Mickey Is A Lying Whore

Sometimes we can’t talk about certain things on the show that happen in our personal lives. Sometimes we can. This happens to be a show with some stuff that we couldn’t talk about, that has now become stuff we can talk about. Basically, this lying, cheating, conniving, scamming, psychopa...

Datum: 21.05.2008 04:22 • Größe: 58.2 MB

137) NLO 304: Wet Willies

Happy Friday, everyone. Here’s a show. We recorded it days ago, so I don’t even really remember what’s on it. I think we talk about some fried foods you can find at the fair, and then some kids who are causing trouble by doing stupid and illegal things. And then there’s the s...

Datum: 16.05.2008 05:29 • Größe: 42.3 MB

136) NLO 303: Nobody Likes A Quitter

We’re joined in the studio by Deric and Bri of the super-failure of a podcast they used to run. I think it was called Eat Your Cake, or Dots and Stripes. Anyway, they’re super funny and they join us for the show. We talk about their old show, their new marriage, and what they’re bo...

Datum: 14.05.2008 05:33 • Größe: 92.9 MB

135) NLO 302: Cuddle Party

Fresh back from a week off and a week away, the guys talk about their trip to Mississippi, and the bad beats that ensued. We try to keep the poker talk to a minimum, and focus on the trip itself and Patrick’s complete inability to deal with flying when it’s bumpy. He gives his thoughts o...

Datum: 12.05.2008 05:07 • Größe: 57.5 MB

134) NLO 301: Jake and the Fat Man

This show covers a lot on the subject of kittas and doggas. Jake has some advice for Patrick on how to handle the trials that come along with women and cats. We also talk about Jake’s major motion picture film project, answer relationship questions from listeners, and tackle an ‘Is It Ga...

Datum: 02.05.2008 04:02 • Größe: 44.4 MB

133) NLO 300: Burning Bridges

It’s a pretty big night, right? Three hundred shows is a lot. I mean, when you think about it, that’s like 300 things you’ve downloaded and listened to from us. At least. I mean, if you’re a big fan and all, anyway. Maybe you aren’t though. Maybe this is your fourteenth...

Datum: 30.04.2008 05:54 • Größe: 81.9 MB

132) NLO 299: Crossing Swords

Top of the cornin’ to ya! This is a worldly show, where our fearless tour guide is none other than the Kernel himself. Avast ye maties! This is the only Irish/American/Australian corn pirate to sail the seven seas since the dawn of time. Ahoy! Down under! Arrrrgggghhhh! It’s about pirate...

Datum: 25.04.2008 04:31 • Größe: 43.6 MB

131) NLO 298: Kid Touching

Sometime when you’re listening to the show, you have so much fun that you forget about the fact that you aren’t funny. You forget about the fact that you have about as much redeeming comedy value as a bag of mulch. And then you call in, try to be funny, and fall on your face in a big pil...

Datum: 23.04.2008 05:09 • Größe: 63.6 MB

130) NLO 297: Ladies Night

The guys get energized with a new drink sponsor, and they decide to give out iloveblow.com t-shirts to all the lady callers. Of course, what would any women’s promotion be with some scamming bitch calling in and trying to run some silly game. We cover news stories in rapid-fire succession. We ...

Datum: 16.04.2008 04:40 • Größe: 62.1 MB

129) NLO 296: Under The Sea

This show is about beefing up and getting things done. We talk about how Johnny is on a kick of drinking a high protein muscle milk, and then switches to blueberry flavored white tea. We also talk about winning the lottery, getting high, and getting revenge. We talk about a comedy club that has done...

Datum: 11.04.2008 02:53 • Größe: 45.4 MB

128) NLO 295: The Whore Whisperer

It’s a live show with special guest, Sean the Stalker. We talk about Patrick and his new kitty. You should hear him talk to it in baby talk. It’s totally gay. The great debate over the cat name continues, Chef hates Chewy and the cat, and Johnny is neutral on the whole situation. We talk...

Datum: 09.04.2008 04:34 • Größe: 50.4 MB

127) NLO 294: Oats and Blow

Patrick gets personal, tries and new energy and lights the room on fire with nonsense. We talk about some news stories where people got killed for ridiculous reasons. We end the show with some voicemails and the complete deconstruction of a song you may or may not have ever heard. I mean, most peopl...

Datum: 04.04.2008 03:11 • Größe: 43.6 MB

126) NLO 293: Present Peeking

We didn’t play any April Fool’s Day pranks on you! April Fool’s! Here’s a show where we talk about a myriad of things, like toe nails, guys with claws eating pizza, the new NLOL DVD, and much more. Some stories about Christmas, and looking through your presents before youR...

Datum: 02.04.2008 05:07 • Größe: 44.9 MB

125) NLO 292: Mini Minyan

We’re back after not being on for a week with a whiz-bang show. We don’t even know what that means. Joining the guys in the studio today is special guest, comedian Marc Maron. You may have seen Marc on Letterman, Tough Crowd, Comedy Central Presents, HBO, Conan O’Brien, or any othe...

Datum: 31.03.2008 05:13 • Größe: 53.6 MB

124) NLO 291: Foreskin

Tony revives The Wrath of Gaud, we talk about Jews and give Chef a good ribbing. Johnny is convinced that he has foreskin even though he is circumcised, and we listen to a lot of your voicemails and go over your emails. One email is about a guy who jacked off and then killed a spider that ate his st...

Datum: 21.03.2008 03:22 • Größe: 43 MB

123) NLO 290: Padded Poles

Customer service. The phrase is batted around quite a bit these days. As you know if you’re a big fan of the show, the guys never seem to have much luck with good service when they go out. Patrick and Chef recap an experience with a server that they left out of the Biloxi recap show. This bitc...

Datum: 19.03.2008 03:40 • Größe: 47.6 MB

122) NLO 289: Armania

Dude, why hasn’t there been a show? Dude, is NLO dead? I heard Patrick just gave up. What an asshole. Calm down, kids. We’ve just been busy, sick, out of state, and working on more important things. Here’s a 90+ minute episode for you all to load up on your pods and listen to. We j...

Datum: 18.03.2008 04:16 • Größe: 66.7 MB

121) NLO 288: Palooza

We discuss Johnny not being on the show recently, and find out he’s been exploring other options. Ultimately it all comes out on this “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday. We talk about his future on the show and issue a challenge to one person who has stepped up to take his place. ...

Datum: 07.03.2008 05:02 • Größe: 80.6 MB

120) NLO 287: Chip Witch

This show is brought to you by Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Carbon Monoxide poisoning - it’s not just for breakfast anymore. We examine the intricacies and uncomfortable nature of sex, talk about ice cream and potato chips. We also reaffirm our strong belief that Be Kind Rewind is the single wor...

Datum: 03.03.2008 06:21 • Größe: 44.1 MB

119) NLO 286: Alicia Bird

Did you know that the guy that played Donkey Lips on that stupid Nickelodeon show is trying to be a rapper? Oh man! He has a MySpace page and everything, right now. We explore that, and flash back to another Nickelodeon hit - “You Can’t Do That On Television”. We talk about the mov...

Datum: 29.02.2008 04:14 • Größe: 45.1 MB

118) NLO 285: Jupiter

It’s a live show with the usual suspects. It’s surprisingly uneventful. We talk about Obama, the election, how NLO is getting people in trouble with the “N” word, who’s dick is the biggest, having a crush and making out with your cousin, Johnny B Tech Support, and some ...

Datum: 28.02.2008 07:16 • Größe: 69.9 MB

117) NLO 283: I Make Boom Boom

Chef returns to the program after his week-long absence. He’s been in Biloxi playing cards, and winning. Patrick confronts him about his loyalty and commitment to the show. The guys talk about making rubber replicas of their manhood. There’s even some singing, as Carrie Underwood’s...

Datum: 25.02.2008 05:51 • Größe: 44.8 MB

116) NLO 282: Single White Kermit

Happy “Throw Johnny Under The Bus” Friday, everybody! In this show, Dagre and Biggs are sitting in again and we get a little more personal with the man behind the muppet voice. We find out Biggs has left a trail of ex-wives and children in his wake, and we just have to know more. It̵...

Datum: 22.02.2008 05:42 • Größe: 43.4 MB

115) NLO 281: Rebuttal

It’s sad that I even have to put a show like this up. I feel like I’m tying a message to the foot of a carrier pigeon to deliver it to the people it needs to get to. It’s sad that people can’t just fucking talk, and maybe agree that they are both being asses. It’s sad t...

Datum: 21.02.2008 03:20 • Größe: 29.2 MB

114) NLO 280: Rival Shows

It’s a live show kids, and to celebrate Dagre is back to add his patented blend of drunk mediocrity to the program. We also introduce Biggs, who might be the most silent guest to grace the NLO studio. We talk about the weather, school shootings, poker and kids. We take a look at the life of a ...

Datum: 20.02.2008 05:22 • Größe: 76.5 MB

113) NLO 279: The Be Nice Show

Roy joins Johnny and Patrick in the studio for a show all about treating each other with respect and kindness. We talk about movies, American Idol, and we uncover that Roy has been working on a script for a movie. We ask questions about Roy’s quest to write the perfect romantic comedy, and he ...

Datum: 18.02.2008 04:49 • Größe: 46.9 MB

112) NLO 278: Under The Bus

In this show we talk about NLO merchandise and why you should order some today. We throw Johnny under the bus when we talk about some video games sent to us by a fan, and dissect Johnny a little deeper than in past shows. We also go over some items on the forums, emails and voicemails. We even go th...

Datum: 15.02.2008 04:34 • Größe: 42.7 MB

111) NLO 277: Bistro Sauce

It’s a live show, and it’s the day before Valentine’s Day. When it comes to a bunch of fat guys in a room talking about love, there is one topic that you know is going to be brought up. We discuss the worst restaurant foods across the country, the biggest fast food industry blunder...

Datum: 13.02.2008 05:45 • Größe: 64.1 MB

110) NLO 276: Agreeance

It’s just Patrick and Chef, talking politics, health and safety, and how to act on the forums. Angry Patrick rears his head to tell people how to act in emails, we do some voicemails, and Patrick looks dumb because he can’t pronounce a word correctly. It’s funny because he’s ...

Datum: 11.02.2008 06:49 • Größe: 46.2 MB

109) NLO 275: Starts and Stops

I got an email today that said NLO promised big things for 2008. It’s true, we did. But they said that we weren’t living up to the hype. They said we were burnt out. They said we do short shows with segments about stupid topics like vacuum cleaners. If you agree, you might not want to li...

Datum: 08.02.2008 05:29 • Größe: 38.5 MB

108) NLO 274: Knocking On Salad

This show features stories of death-defying driving skills, a new song, a recap of the Super Bowl and it’s lackluster commercials, and more. Halfway through, the callers get out of hand and we disconnect the live feed and continue without you. Why do you have to be naughty little bitches? This...

Datum: 06.02.2008 05:05 • Größe: 56.6 MB

107) NLO 273: On The DL

This show has more. More Kimmy the Kidder. More making fun of singers. More mocking of callers and emailers. More laughs per minute than a comedy thing. It’s like a showy show show thing thing. I like panda bears. Everything is fuzzy. Where’s my garage door opener? I think it’s pos...

Datum: 30.01.2008 04:53 • Größe: 61.1 MB

106) NLO 272: Kimmy The Kidder

Some people think we are mean. Some people say that we just pick on people to make ourselves feel better. Some people say we’re nothing more than bullies who prey on the insecurities of others in order to boost our own moral. Maybe part of that is true, but you have to admit that we are genera...

Datum: 28.01.2008 06:55 • Größe: 39.4 MB

105) NLO 271: Reigns and Roles

The egos around this place really are astounding. There is nothing more insecure than a bunch of comedians sitting in a room and trying not to say something stupid. We’ve yet to get through an entire show accomplishing just that. Roy joins Patrick and Chef in this show, which is full of hostil...

Datum: 25.01.2008 05:20 • Größe: 46.2 MB

104) NLO 270: Tickle Me Emo

If you enjoy singing, and we think you do, you might enjoy this episode. Because on the one hand there is lots of singing, but on the other hand it gets really annoying and the songs aren’t that good. But if you like emo music, you might like it. But if you hate pop bullshit you might hate it....

Datum: 23.01.2008 04:43 • Größe: 68.7 MB

103) NLO 269: Vacuuming Is Fun Again

Visit www.adameve.com/onions today for a very special deal - 50% off almost any item. In this show, we talk about vacuums, vacuuming, how vacuuming used to be fun, and how vacuuming is fun again. Doesn’t the word “vacuum” look funny? It looks like it shouldn’t have two U̵...

Datum: 16.01.2008 05:57 • Größe: 11.1 MB

102) NLO 268: Fern Tea

If you’ve ever wished there was a podcast dedicated to telling you everything there is to know about tea, drinking tea, the manufacturing and processing of tea, and what not to do with tea, this might be the show for you. Vinny joins Patrick and Johnny in the studio to talk about his gigantic ...

Datum: 14.01.2008 05:32 • Größe: 44.7 MB

101) NLO 267: True Romantic

We’re back for a Friday show…ON YOUR FACE! Roy joins the program for the first time in the 2008 time, and he has a special announcement and offer just for NLO listeners. We offer a fan some intimate love advice - after all, that’s what we are here for. We talk about people rummagin...

Datum: 11.01.2008 07:06 • Größe: 51.6 MB

100) NLO 266: On Your Face

What do you get when you combine a ton of phone calls that have absolutely no point with a few stories that have nothing to do with each other? An NLO live show, of course. In this show we get some podcasting advice from an expert listener, we issue a challenge to our favorite poker podcast rival. I...

Datum: 09.01.2008 07:34 • Größe: 52.9 MB

99) NLO 265: Windshear

Happy 2008, kids. We kick off the year with a super boring show. In this episode, Chef and Patrick recap their Vegas adventure. It includes Arabs, a detailed description of the Memphis airport, and almost dying as they landed in Las Vegas. It’s a thrill ride with tangents and unimpressive stor...

Datum: 07.01.2008 23:54 • Größe: 48.9 MB

98) NLO 264: Easonsa Eetingsgra

In this show, the gang talks about Christmas, the new year, and things not to do during the holidays. For instance, don’t stab the people you love for looking at presents early. Don’t electrocute yourself hanging Christmas lights. Don’t try to cut around traffic if you might piss o...

Datum: 24.12.2007 09:54 • Größe: 81.6 MB

97) NLO 263: The Autistic Spectrum

In this show, Patrick goes over a couple recent emails he has received regarding adolescent fans of the show. Something is wrong with the youth of today when they are listening to this show, and contacting us like we owe them something. Get a job, kids. Unless you’re autistic, in which case yo...

Datum: 21.12.2007 06:26 • Größe: 48 MB

96) NLO 262: Talking Tokens

Sometimes things don’t go as planned, and stuff just needs to get talked out. That’s what happened on this long, live show. If ever there was a night and day, roller coaster of a show, this is it. We go from talking of herpes and warts, to talking about Johnny’s B-havior as of late...

Datum: 19.12.2007 06:13 • Größe: 65.8 MB

95) NLO 261: Acting Out

The guys went and saw I Am Legend and give their comprehensive review. When I say comprehensive, I mean they talk about it for about 5 minutes and then conversational ADD kicks in and they move on to other topics. But the other topics are just as good. What are the other topics, you ask? Johnny B...

Datum: 17.12.2007 09:13 • Größe: 45.7 MB

94) NLO 260: Chillow

Patrick receives a gift from a fan in the form of a revolutionary new technology that helps you sleep cooler than ever. Will it work? Is it as ridiculous as it’s name? Basically it’s a bag of water. Who wants to sleep on a bag of water? People with waterbeds, I suppose. Regardless, this ...

Datum: 14.12.2007 05:14 • Größe: 37.8 MB

93) NLO 259: Kwanzaa Sex

Have you ever had one of those days? One of what days? Oh, right. You know. One of those days where nothing goes right, and people are constantly messing with your life. So many people just keep screwing you over that you start to think you’re on a new season of Punk’d - one where they p...

Datum: 12.12.2007 06:14 • Größe: 73.3 MB

92) NLO 258: 2LiveJews

Happy Chanukwah. Channakuhah. Channahanneehu? Chewbaccah. Anyway, happy Jewish days. Get out the menorah and dust off the bottles of Manischewitz. Tonight we’re joined by twice the Tom Joolery. We have Chef and Jeff, both Jews. Both Jews that don’t really know much about anything Jewish....

Datum: 05.12.2007 04:51 • Größe: 50.3 MB

91) NLO 257: Edible Headables

It’s a show with just Patrick and Roy. I bet you’ve been dreaming about a show like this. Just two guys doing stuff, like guys do. We talk about fecal matter quite a bit, including a woman who had to ingest her daughter’s excrement in order to survive. We also talk about a new game...

Datum: 03.12.2007 06:29 • Größe: 43.7 MB

90) NLO 256: Skidoo

It’s a super long live show, with Patrick, Johnny and Roy. We talk about cowbells, shopping for crap on Black Friday, pigging out on Thanksgiving, and so much more. We talk about the comedy business and how it can sometimes seem unfair and cruel. We take your calls and your questions, and intr...

Datum: 28.11.2007 06:59 • Größe: 80.3 MB

89) NLO 254: Shiatsu Sham

You got four shows this week. You must be doing something right. Or we must just be bored and have no lives. I don’t have time to get to the bottom of this right now. The point is, here’s another show where we talk about fun topics, like a fat man who got cremated and started a grease fi...

Datum: 24.11.2007 01:01 • Größe: 51 MB

88) NLO 253: Customer Service

Everyone just calm the fuck down. We’re not going anywhere, and we’re not about to let some idiots with itchy forum fingers get off the hook easily. We talk about Chef’s bad day, how Chef and Patrick are getting more and more gay by the day, and even a little poker discussion. We&#...

Datum: 22.11.2007 16:12 • Größe: 90.8 MB

87) NLO 252: What Can You Do?

Some people don’t like Patrick chewing gum. Patrick likes chewing gum. What can you do? Sometimes things just have to be the way they’re going to be. Learn to live with it, and stop making everything into a federal case. Or don’t. We’re fine making this sound likes every othe...

Datum: 21.11.2007 06:36 • Größe: 13.8 MB

86) NLO 251: Gumption

Lights go out and I can?t be saved. Tides that I tried to swim against. Brought me down upon my knees. Oh I beg, I beg and plead. Singin?, come out if things aren?t said. Shoot an apple off my head. And a, trouble that can?t be named. Tigers waitin? to be tamed. Confusion never stops. Closing walls ...

Datum: 19.11.2007 06:58 • Größe: 44.8 MB

85) NLO 250: Baseball Monorail

Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and old flapjacks, I don’t care if the pitcher does crack. It’s root, root beer and then ice cream. I can’t drive in the rain. ‘Cause it’s one, two, three lights go out if you sleep on a train. O...

Datum: 16.11.2007 07:28 • Größe: 48 MB

84) NLO 249: Black Dick Tracy

It’s a live show that’s got a little extra length to it. Roy joins the regulars in the studio to pilot a racially charged show straight to that sweet honey pot that only NLO can. We talk about Hispanic living conditions, Kanye West’s dead mother, the intricate workings of the vagin...

Datum: 14.11.2007 05:22 • Größe: 67.2 MB

83) NLO 248: Donut Dust

This show features a special unexpected guest. No, not your mom. We talk about all sorts of fun topics, from sex to cheesecake. We even talk about how hot an 88 year-old-old grandma might be to the mature, discerning eye. Granted, 88 sounds spry after we discuss a story where a guy has sex with a 92...

Datum: 09.11.2007 05:05 • Größe: 51.9 MB

82) NLO 247: Shower Soap

It’s the small things we don’t think about from day to day that make living in America great. We’re truly blessed. We have it so much easier than other people, and yet we choose to complain about the small stuff. Like when we go get our cars detailed and the minority doing the deta...

Datum: 07.11.2007 06:24 • Größe: 43.3 MB

81) NLO 246: So Sorry

There’s not much to say. So…yeah.

Datum: 05.11.2007 07:53 • Größe: 43.4 MB

80) NLO 245: No Cussing Club

Happy Halloween, kids. It’s time for tricking or treating, and we will leave it up to you to decide which this show is. It’s a longer show, because we’ve got Jake in the studio. Who’s Jake? Who’s Jake? Who the hell are YOU? That’s who Jake is. He is a local comedi...

Datum: 31.10.2007 04:34 • Größe: 65 MB

79) NLO 244: Show Savior

Every once in awhile, someone comes along that takes lemons and makes lemonade. As you have no doubt noticed, the show has been sucking lately, what, with the lack of segments and all. In his show, the monotony ends with a spark when a banned forum member rides in on his digital steed and shows the ...

Datum: 29.10.2007 04:51 • Größe: 43.9 MB

78) NLO 243: Tom Brady The Alien

I’m not saying we have scientific evidence. I’m not saying we can even point to one substantial fact that backs up our claims, but Tom Brady has to be an alien. He’s just that good. It’s kind of sick. We also talk about SportClips some more, go over some of Anna Nicole Smith&...

Datum: 24.10.2007 06:27 • Größe: 46.9 MB

77) NLO 242: BRICK

Tony Gaud returns to NLO, and although there are always people who try to start heat, fans are happy. We talk about everything from microphone techniques to why pit bulls are not good options when it comes to looking for a pet. Patrick gives a motivational speech using a three little pigs metaphor, ...

Datum: 17.10.2007 05:38 • Größe: 73.9 MB

76) NLO 241: Wheeling and Dealing

In this show, we talk about laundry. That’s right. Men. Talking laundry. It’s almost like we’ve all gone gay. Chef’s room is a mess. Patrick ruined a ton of clothes by drying them with a pen. Johnny spends way too much on Jerseys. The guys also discuss car buying experiences,...

Datum: 15.10.2007 08:40 • Größe: 49.6 MB

75) NLO 240: Touching Bag

I’ve got big balls, you’ve got big balls, but some guy in some country far away has the biggest balls of them all. We talking about balls, touching our balls, and enjoying the touch of a man upon our balls. We take your voicemails and emails. We talk about a why prostitution should be le...

Datum: 12.10.2007 05:12 • Größe: 45.7 MB

74) NLO 239: Nugget Challenge

It’s the challenge you’ve been waiting for - the chicken nugget challenge. The challenge of chicken nuggets. The challenge of eating all the nuggets which are composed of chicken. Allegedly. We also cover various news stories, but it’s all just adding up to one clever delay tactic ...

Datum: 10.10.2007 06:17 • Größe: 82.8 MB

73) NLO 238: Cascading Crap

We’re back after a week off. We hope you enjoyed the marathon shows. We’re back with tales of embarrassment and instructions on an all new way to get high. It’s all the rage with the kids, and all you have to do is sniff your own poo gas. Sound good? Of course it does. We also list...

Datum: 08.10.2007 07:40 • Größe: 56.5 MB

72) NLO 237: Marathon Show Part 5

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part five of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each.

Datum: 05.10.2007 05:47 • Größe: 50.7 MB

71) NLO 236: Marathon Show Part 4

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part four of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each.

Datum: 04.10.2007 07:23 • Größe: 38.9 MB

70) NLO 235: Marathon Show Part 3

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part three of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each.

Datum: 03.10.2007 05:39 • Größe: 60.4 MB

69) NLO 234: Marathon Show Part 2

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part two of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each. This is the second installment, and we ta...

Datum: 02.10.2007 04:43 • Größe: 58.2 MB

68) NLO 233: Marathon Show Part 1

If you’re a new listener to NLO, this isn’t like a normal show. Go back and listen to the archives or something. Part one of the live marathon show over the weekend. This week we will be bringing you the entire show in chunks around 2 hours each. One hour was omitted from recording due t...

Datum: 01.10.2007 08:02 • Größe: 87.4 MB

67) NLO 232: Flavor Rods

Have you ever had someone try to tell you their stupid idea for a product or business and had to lie to them and tell them it’s good? Luckily, Patrick doesn’t have to hold back for the sake of other folks’ feelings. A listener tries to rope Patrick in to his retarded ideas for webs...

Datum: 28.09.2007 06:51 • Größe: 46.3 MB

66) NLO 231: Asscorn

First things first - the drink was pink. We know it. You know it. It’s high time Johnny admits it. In this show, you’re privy to another brainstorming session where Patrick comes up with a gross product and feels the need to share it on the air. It’s like watching testicle surgery ...

Datum: 26.09.2007 06:26 • Größe: 46.3 MB

65) NLO 230: SportClips

Why, oh, why is Johnny obsessed with bringing pink drinks in to the studio? Does anyone know? It’s like he has been possessed by spirit of Christopher Lowell. He argues that it’s red, and it might not be Easter bunny pink, but it sure ain’t red. We talk about haircuts, too. YouR...

Datum: 21.09.2007 21:43 • Größe: 43 MB

64) NLO 229: ipodiphotoiwataiphone

In this show, everyone gets an iPhone. Not you. But everyone in the studio. Patrick, Chef, Johnny B and Whitmore. iPhone mania. Patrick can’t stop talking about all the features. It does messaging. It does email. It makes phone calls. It even plays music and movies. It’s like it’s ...

Datum: 19.09.2007 04:49 • Größe: 50.7 MB

63) NLO 228: Crash Forward

Sometimes people do stupid things, and they get away with it like it was nothing. But sometimes when people behave stupidly, they get a little kick in the ass from karma, and get what they deserve. Like the two young girls that recently tried to cross an interstate here in Florida. It was like a lif...

Datum: 17.09.2007 07:04 • Größe: 47 MB

62) NLO 227: Like Butter

Fat girls, annoying girls, shopping for a house, letting your dog run your life and the soothing sensation that only dairy can bring. All that, plus a lot more in this show. Your emails. Your voicemails. An idiot who dies in a carwash. It’s almost like we just winged this show. And we did. ...

Datum: 14.09.2007 04:01 • Größe: 41.9 MB

61) NLO 226: Confirm or Deny

It’s a live show with Patrick, Johnny B, Chef and Shannon. We talk about circle jerks, pink beverages, and semen-stained t-shirts. We get a special call from our buddy Nick Starr after calling and wishing him a happy birthday message. Nick thinks his birth is the most important thing to ever h...

Datum: 12.09.2007 05:16 • Größe: 57.8 MB

60) NLO 225: All Of It?

What happened in Biloxi? We’re glad you asked. Here’s an extensive 150 minute recap. Who’s up for game two? What to do? My wallet’s gettin thin and I just lost my watch last night. Well I got a problem just one answer -gotta throw it all down, and kiss it goodbye. That was a...

Datum: 10.09.2007 09:01 • Größe: 52.3 MB

59) NLO 224: WPTee-Hee-Hee

Chef’s back from Biloxi, Patrick is still there, and oh - what a development. You’re not going to want to miss this episode. Share in the glory. Share in the wonder. Share in the excitement. Join the celebration. Lots of stuff is being talked about this show, and it really can’t al...

Datum: 07.09.2007 07:16 • Größe: 40.4 MB

58) NLO 223: OJ OK

It’s Wednesday, and Patrick and Chef are in Biloxi. They love you though, so they got together with Johnny and pre-recorded a new show for you. Well, it’s partly because they love you, and partly because they don’t want to hear you bitching about how there is no new show. So here i...

Datum: 05.09.2007 07:44 • Größe: 50.3 MB

57) NLO 222: Annoying Noises

It’s Labor Day here in the states. Who knows where you are, but here in America, we like naming holidays ironically. For instance, we name Labor Day for a day when no one has to go to work. We name President’s Day after a bunch of people we don’t know much about. We honor Martin Lu...

Datum: 03.09.2007 07:36 • Größe: 40.2 MB

56) NLO 221: Quock

It’s a Friday show. What can we say about a Friday show. They come out on Friday. It immediately follows Wednesday’s show. It’s the last show before the weekend. It’s the last show before a Monday show. If there is a Monday show. This coming Monday is Labor Day, after all. Pa...

Datum: 31.08.2007 03:20 • Größe: 39.8 MB

55) NLO 220: Absolutely Retarded

It’s our first live show in awhile, so we come out of the gate swinging. Tonight’s theme is retarded people. The mentally challenged. Those people that were unfortunately born with less than a full skill set and a fully functioning brain. We shouldn’t make fun of them, but it’...

Datum: 29.08.2007 05:58 • Größe: 78.9 MB

54) NLO 219: Magick

Do you believe in magic? No? How about magick? Apparently, there is a difference. Patrick tells of a recent experience getting an email promising to teach him the secrets of life, love and money. He buys in to the hype and gets some free trial spells. Johnny tells a story about his morning wood. Pat...

Datum: 27.08.2007 07:31 • Größe: 55.9 MB

53) NLO 218: Just Bet

As far as shows go, you might not like this one. You told us you don’t want to hear about poker for extended periods of time, but evidently it didn’t sink in. This show is about poker, and about being unhealthy. And it’s also about idiots - mostly the kind that play poker. Oh, and ...

Datum: 13.08.2007 08:29 • Größe: 35.7 MB

52) NLO 217: Bourne Legacy

In this show we talk about a guy who is really fat. No, not Patrick. No, not Johnny. Someone really fat. Like, seriously, really fat. We also take a phone call from a huge star. I don’t want to mention who it is, but it’s Matt Damon. He’s a fan of the show. We also talk about the q...

Datum: 10.08.2007 06:41 • Größe: 45.2 MB

51) NLO 216: Everything Bagels

If there was one word to describe this show, I’d say that word is “all”. But if there were four words to describe it, they’d be “all over the place”. But that’s what happens when life throws you a curveball and you’re forced to tread on unprepared. We ...

Datum: 08.08.2007 05:29 • Größe: 46.3 MB

50) NLO 215: iSuicide

There’s something about when Patrick and Johnny go to the casino to play poker that always results in them almost getting in a fight. Here the entire adventure in this show, plus some other poker talk that is sure to make some of you out there angry. Get your complaint letter pen ready. We als...

Datum: 06.08.2007 04:00 • Größe: 38.7 MB

49) NLO 214: Retard Monkey Nazi

It Just doesn’t get any better than this folks. Whenever we get the chance to offend multiple groups on the basis of disability, race and religion, it’s what we call a podcasting hat trick. There’s no better way to start your weekend than by listening to this gem. We deal with the ...

Datum: 03.08.2007 05:01 • Größe: 42.9 MB

48) NLO 213: Kanye Wet

It’s a super-duper sized live show. We are joined by Chef and Sean the Stalker, and we’re tackling tough topics, like kooky Christians and quarterbacks that fight dogs and think it’s alright. We listen to a grown man panic while flying a helicopter, and a rapper try to pass off a s...

Datum: 01.08.2007 06:36 • Größe: 91.8 MB

47) NLO 212: Fairweather

We’re back and as mediocre as ever. In this show, we get a visit from a long time fan, which kind of proves that maybe fans should stay listening to the show and not ever be allowed in the studio again. We talk about movies - especially The Simpsons Movie, and then we get in to talking about t...

Datum: 30.07.2007 06:19 • Größe: 50.1 MB

46) NLO 211: Your New Daddy

Well we’ve finally got the new sound board in, and we’re working on all the kinks. It already sounds better, but we’re taking this week off to get all the stuff hooked up and tweaked out right. Plus, Patrick is busy moving everything over from his Macbook to his new Dell. New equip...

Datum: 23.07.2007 05:40 • Größe: 29.4 MB

45) NLO 210: Selct Sause

It’s Friday and there’s a Woot Off going on. That’s two reasons that the description for this show is going to be super shitty. I just bought a PenSketch tablet. I’m gonna be scribblin’, bitch. Patrick has ordered a new Dell and sold his Macbook. We’re gearing up ...

Datum: 20.07.2007 05:00 • Größe: 44.3 MB

44) NLO 209: Purrrnce

It’s an extended live show with Patrick, JB and Dagre. In this show the guys talk about social networks, business models and positive reinforcement. They get a lesson on staying in school, and how to act from the blunt lyrics of a motivational rap song. They rap up with stories about AIDS, a f...

Datum: 18.07.2007 05:00 • Größe: 55.5 MB

43) NLO 208: Candy and Rose Petals

I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung. Wanna pull out your tough ’cause you notice that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she’s wearing. I’m hooked an...

Datum: 16.07.2007 05:23 • Größe: 54.6 MB

42) NLO 207: Gilmore Girls

Roy joins the show again and helps provide some laughs for the people. We discuss the finer points of mentholyptus cough drops, the NYC comedy scene, and more. Patrick learns a lot about drugs from Roy, who may or may not be an expert on the topic. Who knew that there was a difference between cocain...

Datum: 13.07.2007 05:00 • Größe: 40.1 MB

41) NLO 206: N-Word To Your Mother

Patrick, JB and Chef are joined in the studio by special first-time guest Roy Johnson. Roy is a professional headlining comedian and has been itching to get on the show for about a year. Now that he has moved back to Florida from the NYC comedy scene, he is ready to add his special touch to NLO. Joi...

Datum: 11.07.2007 06:43 • Größe: 42.6 MB

40) NLO 205: Gulls and Giggles

In this show, we talk about the various types of gulls there are, and what they sound like. Gulls are birds, apparently, and inquiring minds want to know. We also talk about comedy, a guy with the angriest, stupidest wife ever, cutting off body parts, and the true definition of sucking hard. Throw i...

Datum: 09.07.2007 06:26 • Größe: 39.7 MB

39) NLO 204: Poo Penis

Dagre is back and joins in on this show. We talk about what happens when plunging goes wrong, possible new website ideas, and piles of mashed potatoes. We explore new articles, like a woman with no arms that drives around and doesn’t realize she is a complete burden on everyone in her life. We...

Datum: 06.07.2007 04:40 • Größe: 17.5 MB

38) NLO 203: Running On Empty

The NLO hosts have a lot of gamble in them. So when Florida changed it’s gaming laws Sunday, they jumped on the bandwagon and began playing immediately. No more pansy poker here. Patrick talks about getting kicked out of the casino, Johnny talks about Patrick not being able to behave, and they...

Datum: 02.07.2007 09:40 • Größe: 34.8 MB

37) NLO 202: iPhone

Happy Friday, kids. In this show we talk about clutter. Clutter in your closet, and clutter in your life. We all have some. Throw that shit away, dude. It’s starting to become really unhealthy. We also talk about the creepiest phone prank ever pulled on anyone. It sure does shiver me timbers. ...

Datum: 29.06.2007 07:07 • Größe: 33.2 MB

36) NLO 201: Stalkeroni

It’s the return of live shows. Sean the Stalker joins us with tales of attempting to make the Macaroni and Cheeseburger. Patrick and Johnny criticize his techniques, and his general timing. We talk about Patrick’s eye problem, Nick possibly backing out of the challenge (again), and the p...

Datum: 27.06.2007 07:40 • Größe: 56.6 MB

35) NLO Episode 200: Dick Starr

Nick Starr joins us for our surprisingly underwhelming 200th show. We have a super big announcement, but before we get to it we take a moment to talk to Nick about what he knows best - technology. We found out just how much he knows. We also couldn’t get through a Nick show without a breakdown...

Datum: 25.06.2007 07:00 • Größe: 57.1 MB

34) NLO Episode 199: McShow

This show has anything and everything you probably ever want to know about McDonalds in it. No, seriously - everything. If we left something out, let us know. This show contains such weird combinations of food, we don’t know whether or not to be hungry or to vomit. We also talk about the flaws...

Datum: 20.06.2007 17:01 • Größe: 42.5 MB

33) NLO Episode 198: Jessicunt

Happy Monday kids. In this show, Patrick loses his shit on super-fan Jessica. Nick shows that he is a giant pussy by backing out of the hooker challenge. Steve makes an appearance to thank his fans and talk spit to some of his haters. We take your voicemails and emails, talk a little about Houston, ...

Datum: 18.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 66.4 MB

32) NLO Episode 197: Soft Serve

Fridays are for trying new things. Actually, I don't know if that's true, but we can pretend it is and start a new tradition right now. The Soc sits out the show and is replaced by a new guest, Steve Carlson. Steve is joined by Johnny, Chef and Whitmore. Topics include a boy doing jail time for gett...

Datum: 15.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 42.1 MB

31) NLO Episode 196: Everything Just Works

The saga with Patrick and his Macbook Pro continues. What do you think Patrick couldn't figure out how to do today? How about everything. This whole idea that Macs are easy to use is just lies and horse poop. Johnny, Chef and Whitmore join in as on the discussion, including listener voicemails and n...

Datum: 13.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 44.3 MB

30) NLO Episode 195: I Heart Apple

This is a short , stupid show. Patrick can't figure out how to use his new laptop and has more important things to do than make shows for you people. Enjoy.

Datum: 11.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 23.6 MB

29) NLO Episode 194: Glad You Came

It's the return of Dagre. For the first time in a long time, Dagre joins us to discuss everything from bathroom etiquette to a possible trip to Houston. Johnny makes a phone call to another hater, Patrick announces the upcoming Nick in-studio sex plans are close to being finalized, and much more. Of...

Datum: 08.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 66.5 MB

28) NLO Episode 193: Gay Chicken

Sean the Stalker joins us again, and talks about getting and NLO tattoo very soon. We also talk about a new game sweeping the NLO Nation - Gay Chicken. Mix in some talk about the major motion picture film project, people who can't control their money, and an email from an Australian fan with a crush...

Datum: 06.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 44.4 MB

27) NLO Episode 192: Donkey Show

We're joined in the studio by Sean the Stalker. We talk about how Patrick has pissed off his wife and learn about the cycle of being drunk as it pertains to women. We also take some voicemails, including one from a fan who bashes Johnny. Johnny calls him back and leaves him a little voicemail of his...

Datum: 03.06.2007 09:00 • Größe: 44.3 MB

26) NLO Episode 191: Chip Chip

Nobody Likes Onions has gone international, and we're not talking about the house of pancakes. I mean, we do talk about IHOP in this show, but it's also the first show with real live British folk in the studio. It's an extended show with our British fans, Chris and Dan. We talk about standup comedy,...

Datum: 31.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 52.9 MB

25) NLO Episode 190: R Kelly

Comedian Bob Kelly joins the show, fresh off our Friday night at the NLO comedy show. We had a lot of fans come out and check out the show, and of course, it was not without incident. Patrick slammed a group of whores having their bachelorette party at the show, and even dropped the C bomb. Listen...

Datum: 28.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 45 MB

24) NLO Episode 189: Fat Guys At IHOP

T'was the night before the big NLO comedy show, and back at the studio the guys were still cranking out shows for you adoring fans. Enjoy this one. It has Patrick and Johnny and Chef again. We talk about other podcasts, and even branch out with a new show of our own. We talk about some news stories ...

Datum: 25.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 45.4 MB

23) NLO Episode 188: You Don't Know Me

It's a super-sized show with a lot of bitching. No really, a lot of bitching. Patrick, Johnny B and Chef are in the studio to bring you entertainment. The majority of this show focuses on some hate mail Patrick has received recently regarding his harsh tone towards the black community. The boys disc...

Datum: 23.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 56.6 MB

22) NLO Episode 187: Closing The Deal

It's a special live show with Patrick, Johnny B and Cowhead - and Cowhead brought along his new co-host Galvin. The guys talk about pretty much the basic topics that you'd expect a group of overweight men talk about - food, sex, and music. Patrick gets ribbed for not closing the deal with a girl dyi...

Datum: 21.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 67.9 MB

21) NLO Episode 186: Jim's Still Not Funny

It's been nearly a year since J-Cho graced us with his presence. After this show, I guess you'll know why. After a slow start, the show starts going well, but for some reason J-Cho (a comedian, mind you) can't take the ribbing that we (scratch that - just Patrick, apparently) gives him. He gets up a...

Datum: 18.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 41.9 MB

20) NLO Episode 185: Radio Is Dead

Well, fuck. First it was Imus. Then it was JV and Elvis. Now it's Opie and Anthony. Radio is dead. It's just fucking dead. You can't say anything that can be considered offensive in any capacity - ever - or you're toast. Get ready for a dial full of vanilla on your radio. Even satellite radio isn't ...

Datum: 16.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 69.1 MB

19) NLO Episode 184: iHOP

It's Patrick, Johnny and Shannon after a visit to IHOP. Three fat guys talking about food - pretty much everything you've come to love about NLO. We talk about people continually needling Johnny and why they need to stop, plus we cover a ton of news stories, from freak dancing in high schools to the...

Datum: 14.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 59.2 MB

18) NLO Episode 183: Pee Shirt

In this show, Patrick ponders the practicality of opening a cheesecake bar where patrons can create and eat their own cheesecakes. We also talk about fast food places, Johnny gets ribbed even more, and there are some embarrassing stories. The studio is filled with Whitmore, Shannon and Chef. It's li...

Datum: 11.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 47.2 MB

17) NLO Episode 182: Liquid Tuesdays

Nick Starr is back in over two hours of live show goodness. Well, not so much goodness as mediocrity. We cut out the part where the show grinds to a screeching standstill so you don't have to cringe if you're playing along at home. Join the guys as they taste test their home-brewed beer and water th...

Datum: 09.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 82.1 MB

16) NLO Episode 181: Tor-ture

For the most part, our fans are smart, mature, contributing members of society. Every once in awhile an asshole comes along and tries to step outside their role, and it's up to us to politely give them a kick back to their place in this world. This show is the chronicle of one such misfit. Follow al...

Datum: 07.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 68.6 MB

15) NLO Episode 180: Cheesecake Unsatisfactory

Patrick is fresh back from West Palm Beach, where he broke his ankle...again. This time it was the other one. He discusses the pain, the problems, and the process of hobbling around like that poor author from Misery after Kathy Bates bashes his feet with a mallet. Johnny B, Dagre and Whitmore join i...

Datum: 01.05.2007 09:00 • Größe: 46.1 MB

14) NLO Episode 179: Jackrabbit For Your Pocketbook

It's a super-duper sized live show, with all of your favorite people. The show says goodbye to Double O for awhile, as he heads off to Las Vegas to supervise the World Series of Poker. Whitmore pops in. Johnny B and Dagre are in rare form. We talk about everything from penis power to bottled water. ...

Datum: 26.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 99.9 MB

13) NLO Episode 178: It's Just Like a Mini Show!

We didn't put a show out Monday, but we're trying to make it up to you with this mini show. It's got stories, and tales of food - both fancy and crappy. Patrick talks about a new tasty cinnamon thingy at McDonalds, and Johnny talks about a recent horrible meal at a local restaurant chain. Basically ...

Datum: 24.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 30.4 MB

12) NLO Episode 177: Postal Service

More prophecies as told by Patrick come true, super sad news revealed, mastering the slide whistle, a woman that poops out of her hoo-ha, a woman that gets trapped in an ATM machine, the discovery of a brand new rap copycat, the discovery of a show-favorite artist going severely downhill, a fan call...

Datum: 20.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 48.6 MB

11) NLO Episode 176: Yellow Skin and Bluetooth

Some crazy Asian guy goes nuts on a college campus and kills over 30 people. Some crazy white guy tries to fight Patrick for Jessica (his name is Double O). Patrick and the fans get tech-talky and discuss the wonders of bluetooth. We take tons of calls, answer your letters and emails, and even touch...

Datum: 18.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 86.5 MB

10) NLO Episode 175: Fuck White People

If you don't like racially charged talk, you might want to delete this show off your pristine white iPod, because shit is about to get heated. Patrick and Johnny talk about the recent Don Imus fiasco, and speculate on the reasons behind this country going downhill faster than a fat retard in a red w...

Datum: 16.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 87.1 MB

9) NLO Episode 174: Promo School

Well, if it isn't a live show. I bet you thought we forgot how to do these. It's Patrick, Johnny and Dagre in a live show with over two hours of the funny you've come to love from NLO. We cover everything from large poops to how to pay your taxes with hip-hop style. We also cover some news stories, ...

Datum: 12.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 87.1 MB

8) NLO Episode 173: This Is Gay

It's another Patrick and Johnny show, only this time there is less ranting and more talk about stuff going on in the world, commonly referred to as news. We even do news attacks. It's almost like this entire show revolves around news, although that's silly, because shows can't revolve. Or can they? ...

Datum: 10.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 52.4 MB

7) NLO Episode 172: Learn Things

No show Friday means there's a lot to catch up on. Why no show, you ask? Well listen to this show and all will be revealed. If you want to hear Patrick go off on the fans, Johnny go off on Tony Gaud, and a brief review of the movie 'Grindhouse', then this is the show for you. If you don't want to he...

Datum: 08.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 48.4 MB

6) NLO Episode 171: Nick Gets A Hooker

Nick fires back at Keith and the Girl, and Keith and Chemda call in and give nick what for. Nick tries to make a valiant stand and be aggressive, and you can be the judge of who won. Nick also tells everyone that he got a hooker the night before, and walks us through the ordeal. We also begin our ca...

Datum: 04.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 48.2 MB

5) NLO Episode 170: Home Sweet Car

Nick joins the show once again. We get in a lengthy discussion about why he lives in his car, and why he has no desire to live in a normal place or to generate any kind of credit for the future. We also talk about the slacking off of the NLO production team, if you can even call it that. We also tal...

Datum: 02.04.2007 09:00 • Größe: 43.3 MB

4) NLO Episode 169: Snow Patrol

Ass, everywhere. Uhhh, it's so hot. Nick Starr is back and he has stories to tell. He's been off the show for awhile, but he's never been more than a train ride away. He just returned from Vegas. He rode a segway around, ordered a hooker, and lost a buttload of money playing poker. To round out the ...

Datum: 29.03.2007 09:00 • Größe: 42.5 MB

3) NLO Episode 168: Dagre Is White

The saga with Dagre continues. Will he stay or will he go? Dagre shows up with some solid research to make his case, but will it be enough to convince The Soc? The guys are joined by special guests Double O and one of Dagre's relatives from up north - perhaps a runaway slave. They don't talk much, b...

Datum: 27.03.2007 09:00 • Größe: 43.8 MB

2) NLO Episode 167: Edit This Out

The feedback about Dagre is pouring in. Looks like people really love the guy. Who knew? In this show, we spend 15 minutes trying to get him to say one thing. We also talk about the latest attraction at the Grand Canyon, a woman who sets her man's penis on fire (literally), and the joy of Woot. If y...

Datum: 25.03.2007 09:00 • Größe: 44.8 MB

1) NLO Episode 166: Scorn and Scones

Sometimes plans don't work out. Sometimes something you thought was working out really well isn't working out at all. And that seems to be the case with Dagre when it comes to him fitting in on the show. A lot of people are talking, and questions have been raised. Can Dagre step up? Will he join an ...

Datum: 22.03.2007 09:00 • Größe: 43.8 MB